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8/24/99: Mr. Bush, What About The Alleged Bean Recipe?

Bigstupid:
I wore this shirt to work every day, man. And now they're closing it down. And they're like "Give us our shirt back." "And I'm like...DUDE!"
JediClone:
o/'Beacuse they're assholes! Identical assholes naturally! They sigh alike, they lie alike, sometimes they even cry alike! WHAT A SCUMMY PAIR!
Meldrick:
*tap-tip-tap* "My wife says she doesn't regret trading in her voice to you at all, Mr Sheets."

E_B_A:
which is kind of like choosing whether to be disemboweled with a sharp fork or a staple remover.

Meldrick:
"I just bought some real estate on the net. From now on, it's 'Carlton This', and any blurry screengrab will be a 'Sheogh.'
E_B_A:
"Hi! I'm Carol Smith! You may remember me as that lady who exercises nude in her living room with a picture window that faces a school bus stop!"

Reynard_T_Fox:
Crap! My cake!

E_B_A:
She married a Teletubby?

JediClone:
In a blind taste test, people prefered the coma they got from inhaling Orange Glo over the one they got from BrandX!

E_B_A:
"Soup... it's good fumes..." "NEXT!"

Buffoon:
...and the fact that this is Al Gore's motorcade makes it even less interesting.

JoeAverage:
"Whiskey and soda." "Umm, sir, this is the city commmissioner's office." "Then make it a double."

nashtbrutusandshort:
Just a sec. (checks pulse) Yep, I'm still alive. I was worried there for a moment.
Reynard_T_Fox:
"What? Hamburger and a *large* fry? Okay, never fear, your order will be out in just a second!" *kapwing*
ViX44:
If you eat enough, record your farts, and play the tape backwards you can hear the whole recipe.

GersonK:
And even if it was cocaine, we refuse to get drawn into the politics of bean destruction.
nashtbrutusandshort:
In 1985, I said that Journey SHOULD be sent to the center of the Earth--and left there. Along with Styx and Mr. Mister. Make it so.
Reynard_T_Fox:
"Damn, all I can hear is this buzzing sound! These Norelco cell phones suck!"

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Bigstupid: I wore this shirt to work every day, man. And now they're closing it down. And they're like "Give us our shirt back." "And I'm like...DUDE!"	JediClone: o/'Beacuse they're assholes! Identical assholes naturally! They sigh alike, they lie alike, sometimes they even cry alike! WHAT A SCUMMY PAIR!	Meldrick: tap-tip-tap "My wife says she doesn't regret trading in her voice to you at all, Mr Sheets."
E_B_A: which is kind of like choosing whether to be disemboweled with a sharp fork or a staple remover.	Meldrick: "I just bought some real estate on the net. From now on, it's 'Carlton This', and any blurry screengrab will be a 'Sheogh.'	E_B_A: "Hi! I'm Carol Smith! You may remember me as that lady who exercises nude in her living room with a picture window that faces a school bus stop!"
Reynard_T_Fox: Crap! My cake!	E_B_A: She married a Teletubby?	JediClone: In a blind taste test, people prefered the coma they got from inhaling Orange Glo over the one they got from BrandX!
E_B_A: "Soup... it's good fumes..." "NEXT!"	Buffoon: ...and the fact that this is Al Gore's motorcade makes it even less interesting.	JoeAverage: "Whiskey and soda." "Umm, sir, this is the city commmissioner's office." "Then make it a double."
nashtbrutusandshort: Just a sec. (checks pulse) Yep, I'm still alive. I was worried there for a moment.	Reynard_T_Fox: "What? Hamburger and a large fry? Okay, never fear, your order will be out in just a second!" kapwing	ViX44: If you eat enough, record your farts, and play the tape backwards you can hear the whole recipe.
GersonK: And even if it was cocaine, we refuse to get drawn into the politics of bean destruction.	nashtbrutusandshort: In 1985, I said that Journey SHOULD be sent to the center of the Earth--and left there. Along with Styx and Mr. Mister. Make it so.	Reynard_T_Fox: "Damn, all I can hear is this buzzing sound! These Norelco cell phones suck!"