 E_B_A: "Here's the Dixie cups full of Pepto you requested, Mr. Lucas..." "Thanks... I can't write Jar Jar's lines without them." |
 clover: Later, while working night shift at the local old folks home...the Pillsbury Dough Boy reconsiders becoming 'a real boy' |
 GersonK: "Can I finish? Can I finish? CanIfinish? CanIfinish? canifinish canifinish *starts dancing* canifish canifish o/~ canifish canifish" |
 Reynard_T_Fox: "Honey? Have you seen the dog?" "Ayuh. Cleanin' 'im off my nine-iron." "I'm sorry?" |
 AgentQ: "Dad!" "Come on, you little fucker." "It's a carnival, dad!" "You said beach, I give you beach." "But-" "Get in the fuckin' water." *lob* *splash* |
 BuckFifty: Tonight on CT Etiquette 101- What not to do... "*type* Sorry, Not interesting WITH graphics... heheheh" *BLAM* *slump* Any questions? |
 BuckFifty: "We don't care, we're in love. Until I graduate from Fridge College, we'll get by on the money XT-14 makes at the granola factory.." |
 E_B_A: "You can never defeat the mighty Ginkgo Biloba! I am the true Chess master!" "Whatever dad... you just castled a bishop." "Crown me!" "Stop it." |
 Neoknight: The UN Council On Worldwide Peace was interrupted when Bob ran in yelling "Can someone get me out of this damn chino finger-trap! Damn slanty-eyed freaks!" |
 AgentQ: Meanwhile, children starve in the streets. God bless America. |
 JediClone: "Oh Dorothy, you look so fine tonight... o/' If I only had a Mojo..." "EEK! |
 Gnasche: Nancy Regan tries to find her way back to her dealer's alley. |
 HanoverF: Hey looks like Dennis Miller found something else you can get for a buck, a hobo to wash your windshield! Suck the exaust Dennis! Suck it! |
 AgentQ: "Unidentified flying object? What's unidentified about it? It's Glopnar's ship. He flies around, phases in and out, sometimes likes to zap at us. We love him." |
 Angel_Noir: "Make me feel like a woman!" "OK. Your salary was just cut in half. Make me a sandwich." |
 Reynard_T_Fox: Time to breast-feed Baby Dave Bowman, I see. |
 MrTim: Yeah, in both directions! |
 JediClone: Meanwhille, at a Vulcan fertility clinic... |