 ReynardTurns19Today: Looks like it's Betty Ford time for Bily Corgan... |
 SunSinner: "Well, if Rey doesn't want his 19 birthday spankings, then I'm ready, willing and able. But please, be gentle." |
 MadSigntist: "....and so, since we didn't have enough to get a stripper for your birthday, Rey, we got you this nice wine bottle full of my blood. Bottoms up!" |
 Geier: Actually, Captain, these are my genitals. ...And don't tell me YOURS don't list a little bit to one side or the other! |
 BuckFifty: "o/~ My love for you is like a truck..." "Bezerker..." "Would you like some making f*ck..." "Bezerker..." |
 MadSigntist: "We've decided to forego the customary eyelid fluttering and breathless gasps, and put each of your in 'Kirk Receptiveness' position." |
 FryGirl: At Diesel Driving Academy, we'll learn ya to drive a truck! |
 BuckFifty: "o/~ We got a great big convoy, truckin' through the NIIIGHT..." "Um, Mom?" "Yes dear?" *BLAM* |
 Annakie7: Wow...is he going to rip off his head and replace it with that bowling ball? |
 HanoverF: "Wow, that wax sculpture of Jeromy Irons is a great likeness!" "Wax?" |
 Smoker: ...and all these computer viruses can be yours for the low, low price of... well, just call. |
 Artanas: Followed by Ron Jeremy in Pube... "Is the room safe?" "I dunno... HAIR! HAIR!" *SWISH* |
 E_B_A: Nuclear testing on the head of Lucille Ball continues dispite NATO requests to stop. |
 Occupant: In later years, Carol Merrill would stand around and point at practically anything. |
 kilroy105: Poor Hanz. All of the other chefs didn't care for him. Something about his constant use of the word "BORK!" frightened them. |
 E_B_A: "Gert... wanna explain why my ties are all stapled together?" "I PEED ON THE FLOOR!" "I see..." |
 Artanas: Followed by The Overjoyed Organ and immediately afterwards, The Droop |
 E_B_A: Then Barney showed the kids his tattoo... |