 MrZyzyk: I need to furnish my apartment in modern yet tasteless furniture--IKEA ME! |
 E_B_A: ...Jar Jar Binks is coated with paper mache' and Christmas tinsel and thrown into the Mohave Desert. Better watch! |
 Hippie: Dear Charmen: Is this what you consider a quality product? Pencils scratch right through it... |
 JoeAnthrax: "Senor Wenclas, speak to me! Dammit live, damn you...LIVE!!!" "S'Alright...ugh." "NOOOOOOOO!!!" |
 medusaD: "It's for you Elmer, something about wabbit season." |
 Reynard_T_Fox: "Shhh, be vewwy qwuiet! I'm stalking Elmer, huh-huh-huh-huh!" |
 DanZero: "No more apples in the vending machine, please!" |
 Hippie: Man, I can't believe we both wore the same accessories! We should call each other next time. |
 Jazzsoda: I'm THERE! Anybody else going to dress up as a bowel movement? |
 TravisBickle: Yeah ma, *hack cough*... Keith Richards has been treating me real good *spit puke*... Yes, I've remained pure *drool*... |
 Dairai Thank you, Mr. Microscope. I'll never touch a Dorito again... |
 Angel_Noir: "What do you call sex on your planet." "It is unpronouncable. The closest translation is 'maybeillcallyou'." "Figures." |
 E_B_A: The new Dodge Extensionofmymanhood! Looks great and packs over 5000 horsepower! 5000! |
 Artanas: "Those weren't chocolates, were they Art?" Nope, balled up yak feces "I knew it" |
 Jazzsoda: America, get ready for the Spice Villagers, coming soon to a Sam Goody's near you. |
 SunSinner: A little more Vaseline on the lens, man! C'mon! He looks more like Harrison Ford the thicker you slap it on. |
 Angel_Noir: "I sense that Beau is getting hit in the groin." "Like the Corsican Brothers?" "Yep." "What do we do about it?" "Just live in the moment, baby..." |
 clover: Oh my god...it's full of buttery goodness! |
 MadSigntist: "Well, what I *usually* do, is start at the snout and work my way out the asshole. Got any mustard? Hmmmmm." |
 Reynard_T_Fox: [7] days silverfish-free! |
 Jazzsoda: Chrysler's hood ornaments have really gotten out of hand, I think that's the entire cast of Cheers! |