 VladtheImpaler: "Position #23 looks interesting..but where will I find a penguin?" |
 Occupant: HereatStarbucksweneverserveanycoffeewe're notwillingtodrinkourselves! Killmekillmekillme! |
 ilovemst3k: Ally McBeal's Final Episode |
 Reynard_T_Fox: "Hot damn, I just got me an idea!" "Dad, let go of that switch and eat your dinner!" |
 DanZero: "Sci-Fi meeeee..." "AHHH!" |
 Artanas: "It's like uranium, when all you want is a bowl of Chex Mix?" Sorry, Alanis. "CHE!" |
 Reynard_T_Fox: "Fabio, really, it's been twenty years since that little...accident, I think you can remove the Band-aid now." "NO! Fabio no want blood!" "Whatever..." |
 LasersBirthdayBlast: Andy Dick in 'Speed'... wait a minute, that's Andy Dick ON speed. My mistake. |
 tadpole: "The wife's emotionally castrating you eh? Well buy a CubCadet and relish in your manhood; for she could never drive your lawn tractor without permission eh?" |
 Zonk: The double spin-off show, "Felix Unger and Hutch", just never really caught on. |
 JediClone: And remember, I'm not just a member of the Marilyn Manson Hair Club For Transvestites, I'm also a client! (sticks out tounge, makes sucking noise) |
 Zonk: "I do NOT over-accesorize... you can be SUCH a bitch sometimes." |
 Carmilla67: Sure the vampire is dead...but what about all the litter on the highways? |
 Artanas: "Malignant! Tee hee *THUD*" |
Reynard_T_Fox: "*Dave Bowman voice* Dammit, HAL, let me back in! *HAL voice* I can't do that, Dave. *Dave voice* Oh yeah, well what if I use my kung-fu action on you? HI-YA!" |
 JediClone: Feel Ashamed Tomorrow |
 Artanas: "Softens hands?" "While you do dishes you do, mhmm" "Very interesting Yoda, but what's with the wig?" "Personal is, wig" |
 TomWaits: At 12:02, you could get them on Ebay at a 350% markup... |
 Artanas: Darth Martin Mull -36.47% Darth Adrian Zmed 1% Darth David Hasselhoff 1000% |
 LasersBirthdayBlast: Christopher Lloyd IS Norm MacDonald AS Howie Mandel IN "Watch My Friggin' Talk Show, It's My Last Damn Chance!" |
 JediClone: Boba Fett says Boba Fett will kick your sorry tax-and-spend asses! Boba Fett says pass the Viagra! Boba Fett needs help getting his rocket up! |