 Artanas: "Your pest Z'dead, or you money Z'back. Call Z'now" |
 SunSinner: I say...there IS a striking family resemblance. |
 Neoknight: "Home, Jeeves. I'm absolutely bushed!" Sir, you're driving. "Ah, Jeeves takes care of all things for me." Sir, the tree. "Trust in Jeeves..." |
 Meldrick: This high school production would be helped so much by a guy standing off stage going 'Mmm-mmm-mmm-mmm.' |
 Neoknight: "I pledge a knee-jerk, to the quack, of the United Teats of Umbilica. And to the republic, which has much nads, one station, under Bob, invisible..." |
 Artanas: And now, Haim Van Der Leonardo Beek Feldman with an exerpt from his autobiographical tale 'Damn You Mother' |
 BiggieTheGrad: Hey shut up, you guys! Stop making fun! You're just jealous 'cause you don't have Jack Palance growing out of your head. My skull craps bigger than you! *sob* |
 JediClone: A British watch |
 Occupant: So much easier to deal with than the people at Geico Coy. |
 Artanas: "Did you remember the parsley?" "Oops" "Oops? Ba'al doesn't like it when you say 'oops'" |
 Angel_Noir: "Sports Line, you're on the air." "You suck!" "Sports Line, your on the air." "Bite me!" "Sports Line, you're on the air." "Son?" "Mom?" "Dickhead!" |
 Occupant: Everyone thought there was only one Tweety Bird, but no one suspected there had been thousands . . . or where Sylvester kept the bodies. |
 Artanas: Hallmark is proud to present, just in time for Father's Day... "Look What Sprang From Your Loins, You Asshole". |
 E_B_A: then the color photocopier broke and they had to stop. |
 Occupant: Sister-In-Law of Frankenstein |
 Angel_Noir: Monolith Lite. All the evolutionary guidance, half the calories! |
 MirandaRamsey: Truly, all it takes is a man sensitive enough to know what's needed. |
 Reynard_T_Fox: "Ready for that date, Reynard?" "Oh yeah." "Let's make sure. Money?" "Check." "Breath spray?" "Check." "Man sensitive enough to know what's needed?" "Damn!" |
 Laserblast: Not now Donny, Daddy's trying to watch the big game. |
 Reynard_T_Fox: Looks like the caterer spiked Don's vodka with alum again. |
 Laserblast: Sure it's exclusive, but how many countries really accept a "Federal Breast Inspector" card in lieu of a passport? |