 Anatotitan: Someone should tell her that's not the most effective way to do aerobics. |
 JediClone: "Species: The Musical"... "o/' Oh if I were a hybrid, yiddayiddayidda yiddayiddaiyddaya, I would screw and do in men each day, each and every way I can!" |
 Spike72: I'm sorry, I am SO lost.....is this the part where she wiggles her nose and shit happens?? |
 Jazzsoda: "Nuts." "What is it, honey?" "Nuts. I left my nuts on the couch again. God, somebody coulda sat on 'em. Hey! How long we been sleepin' in a buddhist temple?" |
 Scouty: Just how many Jello shots does it take for the lead singer of Blur to do Dorf impersonations? Not many, it turns out... |
 Artanas: Jada Thinkit Shit |
 HanoverF: I give episode one a Kow!, which on the Batman scale is better then a Zot! but nowhere near a Za-Bang! |
 Jazzsoda: "Baby one more... one more... time one more..." "We need to get this girl a talent transfusion, STAT!" That's next on "PR"! |
 Artanas: "It's like meeting Torquemada and getting walled up when all I want is a Big Mac?" Ooo, sorry Alanis, not ironic "Damn!" |
 Jazzsoda: Everybody wants that mackarel! But who's got the tartar sauce? |
 HanoverF: You know, I was wrong, Kurt Russel does make a fine Mrs. Bates |
 Reynard_T_Fox: "Not a single Demmy nomination, oh well, at least I still have my fumes. *sniff* They'll never snub me..." |
 Jazzsoda: Ah, but the headbutt is ineffective against the Kool-Aid guy! You're in a world of hurt now, buddy! Time to tear open a packet of whup-ass! |
 Meldrick: Mapplethorpe's Evil Dead. |
 Hippie: Kolchak stacks his fake driver's licenses and flips through them fast. The pictures appear to be blowing a raspberry. |
 Artanas: . o O (Strange, I usually don't have stigmatas this early in the morning. How bizarre, how bizarre) |
 JediClone: Rejected Queen Amidala Hairstyle #5: The "Pubes Of Steel" |
 Hippie: Awesome! In the phone book he's Ricci, Ricardo! Isn't that so--Kolchak! Kolchak, hon, where you going? I'm sorry! I didn't mean to ignore you, Kolchak! |