 amycamus: Little House on the Ashtray. |
 TravisBickle: "It's time, Travis..." "You're death?!? Johnathan Brandis?" "Always the one you least expect." "No, I just can't believe I've taken you so seriously." |
 Artanas: "Really, Mister Sheets? I didn't notice the fine print." "Your mistake." "Yep, oh well, guess I gotta spill my seed now eh?" "Yes, into the dish please." |
 tadpole: "So it's agreed then?" "Yup! We each get one breast apiece.." "Fine by me." "Now, onto the remaining orifices..." |
 TravisBickle: "BOO! Hi guys, didn't expect to find me here? Time for the torture to begin." "Just came out of the closet, Carlton?" "I've swallowed so many souls for less." |
Reynard_T_Fox: "And in here is the automatic abbatoir, where-hey, don't lean on that butt-*click* *whirr* AIIIIIEEEE!!!!" |
 nashtbrutusandshort: Iowa? I warned about that global warming and the ice caps melting and all. Didn't I? Huh? Didn't I? |
 Artanas: Mr Monopoly is proud as a peach showing off his harem. Advance to Go indeed. |
 Reynard_T_Fox: "Mr. Sheets' plan even works for us token blacks!" "Girl, you are FINE, you all dat and a bag a' chips!" "Uh, sure, Harold, whatever." |
 EvilFurby: Actually, they found a nickel near the clothesline, but hey, this reads better. |
 Artanas: "Yeah, I'm looking into the mirror right now. Okay... Sheetsman... Sheetsman.... Sheetsman.... She -- say, did you say 4...or 5 times?" |
 Laserblast: Jim Henson's Walken Babies! "You know... where I hid my freakin' dolly? My ASS." |
 Sanagi: Who'd've thought the old man had so much pus in him? |
 MrTim: Look, just pop the damn zit and get it over with! |
 Sanagi: Honey, I think that's enough duct tape. I can't move. When does the bondage stuff start? Honey? Hello? |
 Reynard_T_Fox: Right as the big-wheel goes off the cliff, a freeze-frame from Thelma and Louise, Episode I. |
 Vt: Now, at last, THE PERFECT TELESCOPE OBJECTIVE MIRROR, [mad lafter]. |
 Bigstupid: "Caption This" was never much fun in DOS format... |
 The_Gray_Zombie: The Programming executive of Sci Fi, The Rat Faced Weasely Little Bastard. |
 Loodvig: You couldn't ask for a better sniper shot... |
 Reynard_T_Fox: "Thank you, Dark Phoenix, now watch as Napalm-Brite restores the finish right before your eyes! It's amazing!" |