 HanoverF: "Hey Barry Diller, this is for you-" "Thanks!" "To sit on!" "...." |
 clover: If you look closely, you can see Ringo plotting George Harrison's death. |
 Meldrick: Gandalf's Stag party day 117, the film arrives. |
 HanoverF: Billy Zane's interpretive Shat left many judges, in their own words, Crestfallen, but he did shoot DiCaprio, which explains all the perfect 10's. |
 JediClone: Ironically, this wasnt really the autograph of the Indian god of the underworld. Indy was being misled by Kali's ghostwriters... |
 HanoverF: "Oh ...these are.... eating glasses... I'm not Superman." |
 Zonk: "Goodbye, Short Round." "Goodbye, Tall Square." |
 Reynard_T_Fox: Well, you'll never again complain about the working conditions in Nike factories if you ever see their break room... |
 tadpole: "I've been waiting for you Dav... I mean, Indy..." |
 Occupant: Bud . . . |
Occupant: . . . wise . . . |
Occupant: . . . er! |
 keogh: "NOW can I have the home loan?" "Keep going. You should see a pit of snakes up on the left." |
 HanoverF: "It slices, It dices, It Never Needs Sharpening... How much would you pay? But wait there's more, watch how easy it *chop* AIIEEEEE" |
 JediClone: ... and the lovely lady Anij is decked out in a faceless Gucci nightgown and matching chain, ready for a night of opression with this stylish combo! |
 JediClone: Pre-production begins for The Indiana Jones Trilogy Special Edition... "So what's the point of adding CGI biplanes in this scene?" "Lining George's pockets." "Oh." |
 Occupant: Crowds gather at Lost and Found for Disneyland's nightly missing child raffle. |
keogh: "One child moved a single punchcard, and our satellite link became an AI that took over Guam. The lesson? Ladies, please watch your children." |
 HanoverF: "Look Bill, It's got an extra Y Chromosome, just like you!" |
 HanoverF: "Wow, Look Bill, it's got a stainless steel Hamster wheel inside, just like you!" |
 HanoverF: "Look Bill, it's got tassles, just like you!" |
 Occupant: By the 21st Century, an estimated 20% of American homes will have telephone machines. |
 Occupant: By the 21st Century, every home will have thier own electric Vicki Lawrence. |
 KINGDINOSAUR: Visit Christ World. Walk on water. Bring the dog. |