 Artanas: Not yet Sonny Crockett...coming soon to CBS...starring Christian Slater and an overtly horny Philip Michael Thomas. |
 Occupant: Rebecca DeMornay and Harry Anderson in "The Hand That Rocks Dave's World" |
 Reynard_T_Fox: Mother Abigail's audition would eventually be thrown out with no reason given. It's all politics at Precious Moments, you see. |
 Artanas: "M-O-O-N, that spells these overalls are kinda snug in all the right places. Laws yes, take a look at this, Stu!" |
 HanoverF: "M-O-O-N, that spells Rob Lowe wearing a thong! Laws yes!" "What took you so long to leave?" "Rob Lowe in a thong, laws yes!" |
 Occupant: "M-O-O. . .um. . .LINE!" |
 vendo: "Dave...I'm afraid...Dave..." |
 Reynard_T_Fox: Sci-Fi 2.0: We've finally gotten rid of that bug in certain movies that caused those annoying silhouettes in corner of the screen. |
 Sanagi: @#$% Sally Struthers correspondence course... |
 HanoverF: Welcome back to Parker Lewis Can't Goose-Step... "OK, hands on my hips and...Whaaaa!" *THUD* |
 Sanagi: Steven King's "The Grope." |
 Mr13: "It was an impressive distance and accuracy shot, but I think you oughtta cut down on the cranberry juice." |
 JediClone: Peppridge Farms remembers!... Peppridge Farms ALWAYS remembers... you don't want to cross Peppridge Farms... Peppridge Farms knows where you live... |
 vendo: "I know I'm breaking down the fourth wall here, but I just have to say it...Save the Indian Red Crayola! Thank you." |
 HanoverF: "I'll save you, Gabrie-EEEEH! Mother Abigail, what the hell are you doing in my Xena fantasy?!" |
 Occupant: The fifth blade pulls out still more of that pesky whisker so that the sixth, seventh, and eighth blades can perform their unholy tasks. |
 Gnasche: "The trick is to continue walking towards automatic doors. Don't stop. They can sense fear." |
 Reynard_T_Fox: "M-O-O-N, that spells Hi, I'm Tomina, wanna buy me a drink?" |
 Artanas: How Billy Blanks shits a Reese's... |
 Gnasche: Richard Dean Anderson must have wasted $3.75 before the Love Machine responded with "Stud." |
 MirandaRamsey: "I'm a intellectual of the first fantactual. Quantum physics and muscle beautiphical are my venturolibus." |
 Angel_Noir: Christie attempts to pronounce "cheese", Day 4... |
 Laserblast: The heir to the Boyardee throne. |
 MirandaRamsey: 1-800-Hot-Herb |