 Birthday_meQal: Remember, in the south, any vehicle is an off road vehicle. |
 trickubistophan: "Bill? Is that a turkey neck in your pocket, or are you glad to see me?" "Well, it's not the *neck*. It's a drumstick and two wings." |
 Greyvy_T_Fox: "Yeah, it's a pain having a car with two rear ends. Twice the exhaust, no headlights, but it was all I could get on a teacher's salary." |
 James: "Let's not fight over a cunt." *Sniffle* "Okay." *Hugs* |
LauraPowers: "Tommy! You know we have bathrooms for that kind of thing!" |
 CranHat1: "Thank God! I locked the keys in the car and it was starting to rain!" "..." |
 Greyvy_T_Fox: "I'm a southern gentleman. Which is to say that I wipe my feet before marrying my sister." "Keen!" |
 trickubistophan: I'm actually a Mexican Beaded Lizard. I'm playing a Gila Monster because they didn't want a Latino character. |
 trickubistophan: Look me in the eye, and tell me you were nowhere *near* this accident last night. Then touch your tongue to mine. |
 trickubistophan: o/~ Ben...the two of us need look no more. Ben, I crushed your skull into the floor. Ben, I know that you will be, a fine meal for me, if I could see the way to eat, a rodent like you, Bennnnnn. o/~ |
 trickubistophan: I get that odd feeling whenever you stand behind me. Like icy fingers creeping up my butt. |
 trickubistophan: Come back! I'll warm my fingers! |
 Greyvy_T_Fox: .oO(I just don't get it. She didn't find the fake guillotine gag funny.) |
 screaming_feast: "You must remember that Craftsman wenches are guaranteed for life." |
 MSTZzzzzzzzzzillla: Wow, that was one big engourged tick! Time for a bath. |
 oldjoe678splace: o/' "Smoke on the wastrel..." o/' |
 screaming_feast: It's the weed burning scene from Cheech and Arthur. |
 MoldyBreadStuffing: There's no whore like a crack whore. HA! Get it? *ahem* Right. |
 RodPlymouthRocket: "Shut up! I'm tryin' to say the sooth, here!" |
 MSTZzzzzzzzzzillla: *POOF* "Now your arm's a loaf of bread. Want to ask for something else smart ass?" |
 Greyvy_T_Fox: "Gee, your teeth smell terrific." "I eat flowers!" |