 Agent_Moldy: "Admit it, Marilyn -- you're sleeping with Lesko, aren't you!" |  E_B_A: But enough about Grandpa's underpants... |  GersonK: Even after 4 hours, your ice cream sandwich won't melt!  Jazzsoda: "There's got to be a better way to carry these." "It took me two hours to fold these fitted sheets, we're using them for everything."  Reynard: "We've found our deathcouch!" "Yeah!"  E_B_A: But order now and we'll DOUBLE the number of googly eyes we send you, absolutely free!  HanoverF: They'll be amazed they're friends with someone that plays with fucking magnets.  CrabofDoom: A Loving, If Not So Reverent, Tribute to the Rolling Stones.  GersonK: No Beef No Bacon No Battleships No Body Knows The Troubles I've Seen  Reynard: Much Better Than A Squeegee We Promise! Okay, It's Not That Much Better Than A Squeegee, You Know It Feels Good To Tell The Truth, It Really Does.™  Generik: The worst thing about using one of the Telegraph Hill parrots to clean the inside of your windshield is how they giggle when you tickle them. And they're very ticklish!  rickubis: She's trying to erase the stop sign in front of the car.  HanoverF: Sticky Balls Residue  CrabofDoom: Ineption  GersonK: Stop begging, infomercial. HanoverF: Become Covered in Insects!  GersonK: *releases* *plant is catapulted over house, into neighbors' yard* <It's ok since the neighbors always let their dog walk around naked> CrabofDoom: YoYoFern! Fun for minutes!  GersonK: No, just the monsters that live in it.  E_B_A: Having been raised by closet organizers, little baby Shoehorn led an interesting life.  GersonK: "Seriously, you're not messing with us, you have a way to easily raise and lower our plants? If you are fucking with us, I will cut you, so help me."  E_B_A: "Hey Mom and Dad! I'm dating Gary Busey!" "FUCK THE WORLD AT ONCE!" "Isn't he swell!" "MY EYES ARE FULL OF POP ROCKS!" "We're getting married next week!" "I SHIT ON YOUR CHILDREN!"  TravisBickle: "Honey, I'm getting diarrhea just reading the label."  E_B_A: ! Reynard: Ron Perlmom  CrabofDoom: *MCBONER* "Hi, kids!" *screams*  Jazzsoda: Marjorie wandered a little too close to the Ronald McDonald painting and is now a permanent part of the Skokie, Illinois McDonald's decor. Jazzsoda: Gah, the murals in the hallways on Parks & Recreation get more terrifying every season.  CrabofDoom: "Thanks for ignoring the hideous growth on my leg!" AgentQ: Burger Van Helsing made his move, driving the stake home to rid the world of the terrible vampire clown forever. His aim turned out to be a bit off, but c'mon, give him a break, he's a burger. |
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