 Reynard: "So all the fish come around to eat the chum, then what happens?" "It explodes!" "...what?" "High five!" |  Jazzsoda: "So did I fail the drug test or what?" "We thought you'd be a little more concerned about what we found in your hair sample, sir." |  HanoverF: YES WHAT CHICKENBUTT!  Reynard: Previous screengrab: PUT IT IN YOUR MOUTH AND SWIM AROUND Next screengrab: IF YOU'RE A PUSSY  HanoverF: I wouldn't really call Brad a Chum, he's more of a hanger-on. Probably because he's such a slob. And an asshole. Most Brads are.  CrabofDoom: "Yeah, but it's stuck up on the roof. Let's go find something else to eat."  HanoverF: Thanks for nothing, e-harmony!  JediClone: "They wanted me to carry a can of deer piss on the hunting trip. DEER. PISS. Fuck that, I'd rather be bored off my ass on a fishing boat any day."  InsideOutMan: "What's that clanging mean, Gill?" "Damned if I know, Fin. Best give it a wide birth." "I hear that."  AgentQ: There's plenty of fish in the sea. Let us help you pick the right fish for you!
Poseidon Poseidon is the world's first interspecies human/fish dating site! Mermaids and mermen are also welcome!  AgentQ: "Who have you been sleeping with? WHO HAVE YOU BEEN SLEEPING WITH?" "Jesus Christ, Ted, we broke up months ago! Get the fuck out of my life!" "I AM THE ONE DOING THE GRILLING HERE!"  Reynard: Remember that time in the '90s when U2 just didn't give a shit?  JediClone: "Now eest ze time on Sprokets vhen ve get fat!"  InsideOutMan: Bad idea: Reverse-psychology advertising. Good idea: Kill me.  MonsterGoGo: "Step. No. Step. Forward. With your legs. Your legs. LEGS." *man looks more and more frustrated while pumping his arms*  HanoverF: "Hello, I'm future punchline, Bruce Jenner."  Occupant: "Time Magazine is the fastest fading periodical in the U.S."  InsideOutMan: *sound of truck bearing down*  keogh: "Think this Super Step thing might work?" "Anything's possible. Hand me the phone." "You're closer." "It seems we're at an impasse." "Just so." "What else is on?" "I dunno. Hand me the remote." "You're closer."  AgentQ: It's kind of sweet that they both died at the same time.  Occupant: "Even Cleveland?" "Well, let's not be hasty!" HanoverF: Super step wants to know why you don't take it to nice places anymore. Or dancing, Super Step loves to dance.  MonsterGoGo: You can always spot the Mormons at the pool.  kilroy105: "Um..." "Okay, so I lied when I said this was going to be a real TV show. We're still fuck buddies, right?"  CrabofDoom: "God... dammitwhydo... I... alwaysgettheclutchpurse?"  echostation: Also available: KIRRK BOANS SPOK  CrabofDoom: Tony Sta'rkh  HanoverF: Kentucky Fuckin Creepy  Nyssa23: We've got to get these biscuits back to Marsellus Wallace.  HanoverF: "Yuck, I got some chicken meat with my deep fried skin." Jazzsoda: Marjorie's fortune biscuit told her to kill them all. No one else could read the fortunes in the biscuits because they couldn't read the biscuits' special cranny language.  Seltaeb: "24 and shaved. You?"  Reynard: "Excuse me sir, I believe these are yours." "Why yes, those would go great with my suit! Thank you, young-" "No I mean, I saw you take them off and then hang them on the rack." "Why those would go great with my suit! Thank you, young man!"  AgentQ: Home decorating by OH MY GOD IT IS A GIANT LTD.
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