 Shawnacy: "Hey. Guess what guys?! FAKE ENTHUSIASM!" "YAY! ENTHUSIASM!" *Thunderous applause* |  Agent_Moldy: What'd you call me, bitch? | Jazzsoda: "I figure if I keep gradually making the donuts bigger and bigger, my kids won't realize they're growing up and they'll never leave home." "I can't find any flaw in that plan." TurkeyVolGuessingMan: If I could do THAT, would I be home on a Saturday night typing captions on the internet??  Agent_Moldy: "Switching pockets to outside, Captain."  Jazzsoda: Jill's horrifically excessive armpit hair required use of a cleverly camouflaged caddy.  CrabofDoom: *stuffs in check wallet* *looseleaf binder* *French baguette* *France*  GersonK: ♪ ....been a frightening baby.  HanoverF: The Burqakini  InsideOutMan: Looks like our trained monkey in the editing suite has thrown a tant. Send bananas.  HanoverF: Now hands free nose blowing is no longer just a dream. Spock-up Pet: No one will ever know that you're secretly the Homeroom Bandit!  HanoverF: "Who has time to eat with all the paranoid delusions and writing in my blood on the wall?"  Reynard: "THREE! FOUR! WALRUS! JUICEBOX!" "What?" "GET THAT LEG BEHIND YOUR HEAD, FRUIT SALAD!" "This is-" "INSANITY! *punches self in the face*"  CrabofDoom: Only two easy settings of 'Roid Rage' and 'Off'.  InsideOutMan: Get Mugged By Vin Diesel
out now on  HanoverF: Doing the pee pee dance? I'd like to see a study that backs those numbers up.  CrabofDoom: Although potentially insensitive, you must admit that naming a Libyan exercise regimen 'Insanity' is at least truth in advertising.  Agent_Moldy: "Spell my name correctly? INSANITY!"  CrabofDoom: Overly affectionate twins. Jazzsoda: Liyod 8. Age: Second Base haq Wat Velveteen "What do you think of Insanity?" "Tapioca."  Shawnacy: "The glass is nice. But I'm worried about birds." *Secretary walks right into window.* "...and idiots."  CrabofDoom: And ever since that day, Velveeta has been shipped only by truck.  Zee: Is there a 'Kill Gratingly Unfunny Twerp' app on that?  CrabfDoom: *chocolate cereal raps* *vanilla cereal yodels* *caramel cereal rolls out in low-rider* *rice puff has cereal abacus*  TurkeyVolGuessingMan: "It's like Count Chocula and that Cocoa Puffs bird got together and sharted in a bowl, kids!"  Reynard: Nothin' brings the young demographic in like mandolin music and the French Foreign Legion.  HanoverF: Look honey, it's that sewer dweller I was telling you about playing in the park.  Matteus: hey, who ate all the tan ones! those are my favourites! Jazzsoda: "Finally, somebody made some trail mix without all those nuts and raisins and bullshit."  TravisBickle: "Look at them, scurrying about just like little ants. I could buy and sell every one of them. See that one? I could make him abandon his family. This one over here? Make her turn to a life of crime...."  Jazzsoda: ...with garlic and legos da hemp STOP LAUGHING! Kleenex: A subsidiary of the INSANITY Workout Group  Reynard: Outside the context of this commercial, I'm not sure I understand why they have the baby looking over his shoulder and screaming in terror on the wrapper. In context, it doesn't make a lot of sense either. |
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