 Jazzsoda: Tired of being limited to just wiping your own ass? NO MORE! | TravisBickle: Still 8'6" short of the size pole I wouldn't touch it with. |  Agent_Moldy: ...by Georgia O'Keefe  E_B_A: *TOILET EXPLODES*  Agent_Moldy: "Comfort Wipe! I'm wearing mine right now!" E_B_A: "You want me to demonstrate how to use WHAT?"  Nyssa23: Kids, we've had a lot of fun today, but let me remind you that assplay should only be attempted by individuals over the age of 18.  CrabofDoom: "No, ComfortWipe- you got it goin' on!"  Reynard: So next time someone says that you're so precious that you wipe your ass with daisies, you can say, "Yes I DO, sugah!"  E_B_A: Sure, she took this gig to pay the bills and advance her acting career, but she's really hoping it will lead to the step up into porno...  Nyssa23: ...would be to forget about this thing and just get a bidet.  HanoverF: I've heard girth is more important  Nyssa23: Should it feel this cold?  TravisBickle: Gee, thanks a lot Comfort Wipe. Now, I'll never be able to take a shit without thinking of Godley and Creme.  Jazzsoda: "Order two! I keep losing 'em back there!"  E_B_A: *PACES CIRCLES IN BATHROOM AS SHE LOADS "COMFORT WIPE" WHILE LEAVING A TRAIL OF SHIT BEHIND HER*  TravisBickle: -SUDIO  E_B_A: SUPER BONER TO THE RESCUE! |
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