8/28/10: Remember When You Were Naked?


CrabofDoom:
Literalis
Theate
Present

Agent_Moldy:
Innobotics! Revolutionizing the robot bed and breakfast industry!

E_B_A:
THE HORROR OF IT.

And by "IT" we mean "Information Technologies."

Those guys are horrifying.


AgentQ:
*beep beep beep*

"If you'll excuse me, gentlemen, they need me back at the morgue."

*returns to morgue*

*strips naked, lies down on slab*


Reynard:
*VOOOEEOO* "There's the saucer! Right up there!" "We don't see anything." *VOOOEEOO* "It's right above your head! It's making its own theremin music!" "Officially, we don't see anything."

Agent_Moldy:
G'YAH! Okay, okay, you can put the makeup back on, Ronald!

E_B_A:
*INFLATES DATE*

Reynard:
*yawwwn* *puts arm around her* "You know I'm a sexbot, you don't have to, as you humans say, 'put the moves' on me." *guy "accidentally" spills his drink on her boobs*

E_B_A:
"Have they no shame?"

*STOPS MASTURBATING SO HE CAN SNORT MORE COCAINE*


CrabofDoom:
"Hey! People! Stop gettin' more than me over there!"

DancingQueen:
"And this lamp. - The ashtray, this paddle game, and the remote control, and the lamp, and that's all *I* need."

JediClone:
"IT'S A MINOR AWARD!"

E_B_A:
"I have to say, I love my new clock radio. No, really... I mean, I LOVE my new clock radio."

*PROCEEDS TO LOVE NEW CLOCK RADIO*


DancingQueen:
"Can you let me know when you've begun?"

WB:
*blipbloopbleepmonomonomfweee hey groovy guys and groovy gals it's time bleepblipblip ♪ I have become, comfortably numb ...*

Occupant:
"Is this your first time speed dating?"

"Well, yes it . . . *DING*


echostation:
"Would you like milk on your Froot Loops?"

*unzips top*


E_B_A:
"Head wound? Ha! No thanks! I just ate! Carbuncle Manhattan puberty!"

Reynard:
"Sorry, sexbot, but I just met a robotic ski instructor, and she's just so amazing."

UnReality:
"Remember when you were naked? Good times."

JediClone:
↑ ↑ ↓ ↓ ← → ← → B A [start]

*ORGASM!*

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