 AgentQ: The party was a disaster. Pac-Man got totally trashed on cheap power-pellet wine and went around ranting about how all the ghosts moving in had ruined the neighborhood. |  Reynard: Ah, who doesn't remember getting up early and chowing down on cereal in one's pajamas basking in the inviting glow of Prince Valiant: Dwarf Wine Taster? |  GersonK: "So, if you slather it in bacon grease, a dog will bite the hand that feeds it. So, myth confirmed." "Adam...." "Yeah Jamie." "I would so hit you right now." "If?" "...I had any hands left." HanoverF: 1982's shortest lived Saturday Morning Programming: The Dogs Licking Peanut Butter off Mouse Traps/Plastic Man Hour  AgentQ: Sally's been super-bummed ever since the goldfish that used to swim around in her lenses went belly up.  HanoverF: "You, you look full of youth. Give me your pituitary gland! Give it to me Now! I need it! Dick Clark needs your youth!"  Reynard: "Eyyyy! *steps on distortion pedal* Eyxyxyxyxyxyxyxyyy!  UnReality: "These cartoons suck." "It's 1982, kid. Everything sucks." AgentQ: "Don't you sass me when I'm hosting. I will punch you in the mouth, for real."  Occupant: ♪Square Pigs Square Pigs Square . . . Square Pigs Always, never quite right . . .  UnReality: Richie Rich grew up to be a real douche.  gleeb: "Sure, kid. Hop in."  GersonK: I used to love The Hieronymus Bosch Good Time Fun Hour  AgentQ: Julia recovered from a night of Jello shots with a morning of Jello coffee.  HanoverF: The human lungs are 64% root beer foam  HanoverF: It's a tramp stamp for your head!  Agent_Moldy: But then, as long as you visit once a year, old people will believe anything you tell them.  UnReality: "Must you scream every time you parallel park?"  Thwacky: "I can't get this DVD to stay in my hair!"  Reynard: This is why most people don't put trampolines indoors.  AgentQ: Also works on Walls Made Of Human Flesh  AgentQ: Tonight on Zip Click: Robot Hero Of The Future: "Zip's still in this box. You got a scissors? I can't get this thing open." Next week on Zip Click: Robot Hero Of The Future: "Maybe I can chew it open."  Occupant: The lady at the nylons shop was a little hard of hearing so Bill ended up with the wrong pair of support hose entirely.  InsideOutMan: Filters and refocuses excess gullability.  Agent_Moldy: ...pussycat! Shill! Shill!  Reynard: Hey! As a frequent backstage visitor of that fine Alaskan chanteuse, I find that term offensive. TravisBickle: Jewel- "♪ Who will save your soul- " -Tool "♪ Here in this hopeless fucking hole we call LA- " Jewel- "♪ My hands are strong I know- " -Tool "♪ Knuckle deep inside the borderline"  keogh: Eat your food! And wait'll you see what we have in store for you and your car!  Agent_Moldy: Hot on the heels of MacGruber comes -- Toonces in Space!  TravisBickle: What Roger Corman's rip-off of Tron lacked in money, it made up for in charm. |
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