 AgentQ: They whited out the word balloon where the guy was shouting "NERD!" because it sent the wrong message. |  Generik: Oh, good. I like presents. Can I unwrap this one a little later, though? Without anyone watching me...? |  TravisBickle: *title cuts workers in two on neverending quest for fine, fine ass*  Thwacky: Sophomoreman - The Movie TravisBickle: Taken to the cleaners by Siegel and Schuster's lawyers once again, DC decides to call it a day and unveil their new hero, Superbman.  echostation: "So, what do you with it?" "You put a parakeet in it and spin the handle like a motherfucker." "I'll buy 6 of them!" Jazzsoda: The Mildredeth America was the first one that didn't tear itself apart in an orgy of avarice and income inequality. Considering they ran out of numbers and had to start naming them after old ladies, it took a while.  AgentQ: The resulting sex scene traumatized a nation. That nation wasn't the US, no one watched it here, but this movie was #1 in Poland for a week and boy did it fuck those people up.  HanoverF: Superman 3: The Toy 2  AgentQ: *loud voice from back* "MARTIN LUTHER KING IS STILL ALIVE! HE'S ATTACKING PEOPLE WITH RAPE MACHINES!" *man in front closes eyes, sighs*  Jazzsoda: "Please, sir, my fortune." "I see... your mother's going to die... and... fuck, I'm not gonna pick up that 7-10 split!" "It can't be!" "I know! And on league night!"  Agent_Moldy: "A pale yellow Dodge Dart, a spot on a trashy roadside, and thou." Jazzsoda: "MY VAGINA SMELLS LIKE BANDAIDS!" *man sitting in front pushes iPod earbuds deeper and deeper into his ear canals, until one of them is actually touching his brain* CrabofDoom: "Clark! Look! She's about to calf!" *Clark pushes on cow's stomach* *calf rockets all the way to Idaho*  Reynard: "Awww, I missed you too, Lobster."  CrabofDoom: "Oh, no! Timmy has a head injury! I know: I'll move him around a whole lot!"  keogh: "Wow, Superman! You're usually in Metropolis, aren't you? Like Mr. Kent, who's visiting us this week? Don't the two of you...?" (boy enigmatically bursts into flames)  CrabofDoom: I motion that we revoke KING_WHEAT's chat privileges.  Zoogicub: "MY TURN to play Oregon Trail you little sh*t!"  HanoverF: NO FISTING NO FISTING NO FISTING
FISTING  Reynard: "So honey, are you up for a super good time?" "Actually, I've come to take you away from life on the streets." "Hey listen sugar, I can handle my-" *Superman pushes her off the statue* "Fucking whores."  Reynard: You'd think he'd learn from the first time he tried taking the snap from Superman.  InsideOutMan: Frampton Cums A Light  Jazzsoda: If you freeze-frame the DVDs of The Prisoner you can see it's actually Superman inside Rover the whole time. Christ, what a dick. |
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