 E_B_A: *PLAYS FAUX GUITAR WITH FRYING PAN* *ONLOOKING TEENAGE KIDS HORRIFIED* *FINGERS BADLY BURNED* *LATER TELLS DOCTOR SHE ROCKED THE MOTHERFUCKER* |  Generik: Comes in a completely organic indestructible plastic container. |  echostation: The Zooey Deschanel Guard Robot.  Reynard: *folds more fingers out from hand, each with a different function*  UnReality: "Simple Jim, the heartwarming story of the boy so dumb he couldn't even spell his own name right."  Jazzsoda: "*sigh* That fortune cookie was right about sex. A moment of fuck leads to a lifetime of FUCK."  E_B_A: Apparently Cathy's distant cousin, Sarah Palin, got to pick out her middle name when she was born.  echostation: Playing the Door Banjo.  E_B_A: "But call in the next five minutes and we'll throw in the Cardio Shoes, Cardio Handbag and Matching Cardio Sun Hat FREE!"  Generik: *both navels begin whistling the Peer Gynt Suite*  Occupant: That was when the cops burst in. They're still picking shards of door and Claire out of the opposite wall.  E_B_A: And apparently the wound where the zombie bit your throat open with a fountain of blood and gore. CrabofDoom: There are birthmarks, there are 'port wine stains', and then there are 'your mother must have been a Pinto'.  Agent_Moldy: Fried Spots, Boiled Spots, Baked Spots, Grilled Spots... Reynard: Barfight Wounds, Badass Rob Liefield Face Markings, Howard Dean-ness,  rogeemoto: Streetwalker by day, expensive call girl by night.  Jazzsoda: Holy shit, this new water has a lot of features.  E_B_A: "This food processor is simply amazing! Watch!" *PLACES PILE OF ORANGES ON PLATE* *PLUME OF SMOKE* *GLASS OF ORANGE JUICE APPEARS AS SMOKE CLEARS* *HOST AND HOSTESS' HEADLESS BODIES FALL OVER*  Generik: Stealth sold separately  echostation: And Your Journey Towards The Dark Side Will Be Complete!  JediClone: "Aaaaaaand kill yourself to restore the honor of your company, right?" NOT AFFILIATED WITH SAMURAI PASTA PRO!  Thwacky: "Hmm...not sure if he's going to play a 5 blade or a 9 blade on this hole." "He was in a similar situation at Augusta, so I'm guessing that he'll go for the 9 blade again."  clover: "Is it dangerous?" "Oh, only a little incredibly so."  E_B_A: "Yes. It's a marvelous product. I am simply amazed. I want to buy another one. Because it is so great."  E_B_A: This hearkens back to the days of feudal Japan when devout warrior poets spent years dedicated to honing the ancient and mystical craft of blending technology.  HanoverF: If Sarah Palin gets wet she turns into Ronald Regan.  Jazzsoda: Dunno, lemmie try:
♪All right stop, collaborate and listen, Ice is back with a-
Golly! It works!  Seltaeb: Wow, the dog liquified real well!  Occupant: FAST & EASY! "Present!"  UnReality: "If I can just find the other half of the dragon medallion --" "You mean --?" "That's right, Janet. Fresh salsa for everyone!" |
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