 Agent_Moldy: "THEY CANCELLED VIVA LAUGHLIN?!?!" *goes on 15-state killing spree* |  UnReality: "That's what she wrote!" |  E_B_A: Kind of odd Angela Lansbury would be on hand in Dallas during JFK's visit to Dealy Plaza.  HanoverF: Nepotism, She Wrote  CrabofDoom: Meanwhile, at Jessica's "Know Your Candles" seminar...  HanoverF: A Christmas Story 2: Ralphie's Reckoning  E_B_A: Jamie Dressed Jamie Met The Doorman Who Had A Portfolio Of Nude Watercolors He'd Painted Of Barbara Bush Jamie Awkwardly Made His Way To the Lobby Making a Mental Note Never To Make Eye Contact With That Man Again  HanoverF: Check it out, those umbrellas are totally doing it.  E_B_A: "Wait! I specifically have it in my contract that I don't work with nikers!" "You racist cun... wait... I mean... uh..." "I hate nikers!" "Well... not sure how I feel about that." "And don't get me started on spigots!"  Mr_Bad_Movie: "What am I wearing ? A tan jacket, a blouse, a skirt and a pair of granny panties. Hot? Maybe you should turn on the air conditioner then. No. I can't take it off. I like it on."  UnReality: *telescope gets bigger* HanoverF: "I WASN'T DOING ANYTHING!" *pushes stinger missile launcher out window*  E_B_A: We're watching Angela Lansbury and Paulie Shore watch Gary Coleman do a news report about the lamp behind Angela Lansbury and Paulie Shore. It's like a mobius strip of failure.  JediClone: Door, She Unlocked  HanoverF: "You census takers can kiss my wrinkly white butt!" "You just gave me enough information for like three of the questions."  E_B_A: "It's a nice room. convenient to downtown, affordable, comfortably furnished, just keep in mind that once a month you have to do a shift in the sex bag right here." "It's okay. I used to live in New Jersey." "Oh, sorry!"  HanoverF: Most people leave flaming dog poop in a paper bag, Ted likes to go the extra mile...  Reynard: Murder, He Storyboarded Zonk: "How did I manage to step in dog poo in my office?"  Mr_Bad_Movie: *WHUD !* "Having trouble there ?" "Yeah. That damned inspirational speaker told me that all doors would open before me. The bastard lied !"  JediClone: Hands, She Jazzed  Reynard: "*wheeze* Just a second." "Take your time." "This...really is a young person's...game."  echostation: Sausage, She Belched  JediClone: Ever notice how after a while some plants and their owners start to look like each other? HanoverF: Angela Lansbury, in the Conservatory, with her Flatulence.  CrabofDoom: "Oh, hello, Ms. Lansbury. My tie's a huge fan."  Occupant: "Should I be tasting Phillip Michael Thomas?" "That would be Paul Michael Glasier." "So, why am I tasting Phillip Michael Thomas then?"  UnReality: G-Spot, He Found  Agent_Moldy: Licking, it Took  Occupant: Bill totally forgot the first rule of hypnotism. Have them take off their mirrored sunglasses. To this day, Bill still clucks like a chicken on rainy Thursdays.  CrabofDoom: The NRA, He Was  Reynard: Murder, He Tweeted  echostation: "So suck it, monkeys!" |
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