 TravisBickle: I'm not sure Tijuana's new slogan will improve their tourism much. |  CrabofDoom: Cat People II: Legend of the Scratching Post Forest |  HanoverF: Light snack
Yep, that's the one I finally decided to go with.  TravisBickle: Me? Oh nothing. Just had a dip, rubbing myself clean, letting my nipples poke through my white shirt. Are you okay? I thought I just heard you groan.  Occupant: Isn't 1987 Argentine telephone technology amazing? What we don't see is the car is jacked into a wall.  CrabofDoom: "Five Finger Exploding Cigar Technique!" "Feh, crazy bitch." *walks off* *killed by exploding cigar four days later*  Spock-up Pet: Previously, on CHIPS... "Whee! Wheeeeee!!!" Next time, on CHIPS...  TravisBickle: Anthony Newley and Anthony Newley star in One Anthony Newley Was More Than Enough, Really WB: Good thing I brought along these noses to try on, or this would be boring.  CrabofDoom: Reason #3 why vampires make shitty carpenters. Jazzsoda: "What's the cause of death, coroner?" "Corner." "I called you a coroner. So, what killed the victim?" "A corner." "STOP CORRECTING MY PRONUNCIATION!"  AgentQ: Wayne had come down with a severe case of Muppet Mouth.  TravisBickle: "Dude, I grabbed her tits just like this." "Just like that? Dammit, you honked her elbows again, didn't you?" "No! Well... yes." "I'm so ashamed of you."  Reynard: *kung fu gong* *fast zoom* *dramatic pose*  AgentQ: Daryl was quietly working out on his whatsamahoosit monkey-bar thing when SURPRISE JANET JACKSON INVASION!  HanoverF: "What the hell did you do to my Weezer snuggie?!" I pulled the string as you walked away. Jazzsoda: Darryl's Al Pacino impression was so horrible it had the destructive power of a magnitude 8.3 earthquake. "H-" *building cracks and collapses around him*  AgentQ: "Look, I can't hear you! You're gonna have to speak up!" *sigh* "Well now I know you're not talking 'cause your lips aren't moving!" *goes back to singing along with Ratt* *both sigh*  Reynard: "Wait here a second, I need to solve a series of puzzles to open this door."  AgentQ: "Call it. 10:50pm, geisha successfully removed from patient."  JediClone: ♪ Triangle Ranch, Triangle Ranch/ Triangle Ranch hates Particle Ranch / They have a fight, everything burns/ Triangle Ranch...  AgentQ: ♪ Triangle Man, Triangle Man Triangle Man hates Person Man They have a fight, Person has a gun The lyrics have changed ♪ Jazzsoda: *sneaks in the handicapped-accessible entrance to the pharaoh's burial chamber*  HanoverF: "I want what's in this hand." *pew pew pew* "After dinner mint." *vase explodes* "Sweet!"  CrabofDoom: "And what qualifications do you feel you'd bring to PyramidHead Pasties, Inc.?"  Jazzsoda: *Charlie Brown runs up to kick him in the nuts* *nuts cruelly yanked out of the way at the last second*  HanoverF: "You flunked sex ed, didn't you?"  Reynard: ♪ Triangle Door, Triangle Door, Triangle Door hates Skinny Whore, they have a fight, she's on the floor, Triangle Door...  Jazzsoda: I eventually quit drinking after I got tired of waking up in the morning and witnessing the aftermath of my confused attempts to get undressed the night before.  Reynard: When you live in an Escher house, you gotta learn to walk on the sides of stairs sometimes. Jazzsoda: Most homes feature a stairwell. Dan's house features a stairpoorly.  Reynard: "Hey come on man, my shirt's got handles for that." "Oh, okay." *grabs handle* *shirt inflates like a raft, flings guy across the room* AgentQ: ♪ Alan Tudyk, Alan Tudyk Alan Tudyk hates Jemaine Clement They have a fight, Alan Tudyk wins Alan Tudyk |
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