 rogeemoto: ...is twice as flammable as our regular Snuggie. |  HanoverF: WATCH A FLICK LICK A CLINT |  Jazzsoda: "Don't worry hon, one of these college scholarships will eventually work out!" "Mmm-hmm. I like me some mustard 'n biscuits." "Mommy's little genius is hungry!"  UnReality: "Hey! That's my vagina!"  Jazzsoda: "Mommy, why is the comet taking so long to come for us?" "Ssssh, honey. The comet can hear you."  UnReality: "Made from real Muppet!" Jazzsoda: Sue likes to keep track of how many cockroaches she's stomped on, much like the Red Baron.  AgentQ: Kurt Cobain was always super-embarrassed by the stuff he did as a child.  Jazzsoda: *Jazz shrugs, yanks his underwear up into his ass crack* What? I thought we were all- Oh, just great.  CrabofDoom: "Gawd, my tit itches." "Um... Is this a bad time, your honor...?"  echostation: "I'm sorry, Diane, but I'm gonna have to let you go -- WHOA!! DID I MENTION THAT YOU'VE BEEN PROMOTED?"  UnReality: I'll bet they are. Nyssa23: Susan, did your tits just fall off?  MonsterGoGo: NEW! Girl who acts like she's interested in you! Lifetime of payments that get exponentially more expensive, for NEW! Girl who acts like she's interested in you!  AgentQ: The worst thing about having vagina dentata is the flossing.  E_B_A: *CUT TO SHOT OF SAME WOMAN TORN APART BY RABID WOLVES* CAPTION TEXT: "Torn Apart By Rabid Wolves." HanoverF: So it's related to her self esteem? MonsterGoGo: It took me a second to figure out the difference between the photos, because I was looking to see if her boobs were higher and lower. This has been, "Sad But True".  Nyssa23: Uncomfortable to explain!  HanoverF: Eat!  AgentQ: "I'm having a lovely time, Steven." "So am I. Hey! I just heard the funniest rape joke the other day." STRIKE ONE "You know who you remind me of, is my mother." STRIKE TWO  CrabofDoom: Note the Caucasian flesh-matching color, ensuring that it will look like your tits have been gift-wrapped for your harassing coworkers. Jazzsoda: "Susan, are we going to be able to have an adult conversation here, or are you-" *Susan answers through the high squeaky voice of her pretend talking cleavage mouth*  Occupant: Come on! Just say gay, all right?  Nyssa23: ...start dating a Latino.  Jazzsoda: "My eyes are up here, Susan."  TurkeyVolumeGuessingMan: start with a layer of me  HanoverF: Wow Susan, have you done something with your hair, OR ARE YOU JUST WEARING SOME KIND OF RIDICULOUS BOOB DICKIE? echostation: From Bored to Mildy Interested!  Agent_Moldy: Order in the next 10 minutes, and stealth bombers will fly them to your front door! |
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