12/19/09: I'm A Service Provider, Twisted Service Provider


CrabofDoom:
Debbie Does Halitosis

AgentQ:
The alien's imitation of the human form was imperfect, and people turned away in horror when they saw the horrible long flaps of flesh hanging from the sides of her head.

TravisBickle:
I sure hope they're of the Jewish faith. It's really not cool to use that word if you're not of the faith, no matter how many of them you have to go.

CrabofDoom:
"AAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAGGGHHHHHH."

TicTacs™


AgentQ:
The Giving Tree, having given all it had, was unable to defend itself against the robot revolution.

E_B_A:
With Ron Paul as the Grinch.

AgentQ:
"Thanks to my new hearing aid, when the devil commands me to kill I can actually make out what he's saying."

Occupant:
The internet will be along eventually. Until then . . .

AgentQ:
"I'm a... fire... starter... eh... eh... I'm fookin' exhausted-"

"KEEP GOING."

"*gasp*... Uh... twisted... fire... fire..."

*masked man raises cattle prod*

"...starter..."


E_B_A:
YOU ARE PRESENTED WITH 24 UNITS OF PAPER PRODUCTS TO MOVE TO STORAGE AREA C-7:

use forklift

YOU HAVE BEEN EATEN BY A GRUE.

"Dammit!"


Seltaeb:
[_] Click to download Eggs (12 hours @ 5k/second

E_B_A:
Luckily, giant blue rectangles were half off with a coupon today.

Seltaeb:
A huge downpour of pants is expected on the east coast and the northwest, so wear a jacket. One that matches, preferably.

TravisBickle:
PORN!

Don't look at me like that - it's porn and figuring out Pi.

And really, fuck Pi.


Reynard:
Prodigy: Not At All Sad!

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