 AgentQ: "Honey, you need me to-?" *device opens pickle jar* "-oh."
"Honey, you need me to-?"
"Honey, you need me to-?"
|  Reynard: I hear and obey. |  E_B_A: Kids don't know it's not a toothbrush! HA HA HA!  HanoverF: "Jesus forgives y-AHHHHH-"  Mr_Bad_Movie: As a rule, when it tries to escape... THROW IT OUT !!! Agent_Moldy: Tired of being a spaztard and not being able to figure out how big the bowls should be for your spaghetti leftovers? Sick of meatballs taunting your ineptitude? Do the noodles grin at you, mockingly?  AgentQ: Oh no! Has this ever happened to you?  HanoverF: WOW the lid is bigger! Why don't you just make the lid normal size and make the container bigger? Cause the lid is bigger. Occupant: How do we know World Of Warcraft is out of ideas? Containers of Infinite Freshness  Reynard: After *shot of fat guy on the floor, motionless* E_B_A: After *CAMERA SHOWS SAME MESS, NOW SPATTERED WITH ARTERIAL SPRAY*  Reynard: *pan to the right* *fruit slices in plastic container* *silverware in plastic container* *money in plastic container* *TV remote in plastic container* *houseplant in plastic container* *cat in plastic container*  E_B_A: Dad's explanation with visual aids of the lesbian video he watched on the internet last night really left my Mom's sewing circle speechless.  Agent_Moldy: ♪ Hey now, heyyy nowww, don't eat those moth balls... E_B_A: "Why Clay Aiken, Lance Bass and Neal Patrick Harris have all left but there's still no room thanks to all these Republican Senators!"  Occupant: Really, there's got to be a more efficient way of storing individual bologna slices!  CrabofDoom: WINNER
Saddest Infomercial Award
 TravisBickle: *clothes fall to the floor* *followed by railing, shelves and everything else* *stunned and confused woman left grasping shirt*  AgentQ: *looks over at wallet casually tossed onto table* Yeah, I got the better end of the deal here.  JediClone: AND THEN HE'LL WANT YOU TO PUT OUT  Nyssa23: Ceci n'est pas une slip. JediClone: *model trips, falls over*  CrabofDoom: "I can hold five garments, too!" *wears one jacket sleeve and one pant leg per appendage* *pulls purse over head*  Occupant: Til the battery dies. Then you have an instant white elephant that won't come unstuck FREE |
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