12/19/09: Debbie Does Dolby


Agent_Moldy:
"Do you like me, yes or no?"

*flip-flip-flip*

"Yes! MAHVELOUS!"

Some Billy Crystals just never outgrow their grade school toys.


keogh:
Few people combined fetishes for postcards, ballet, racing forms, and autoasphyxiation, but Mel liked to live on the perverted edge.

Agent_Moldy:
"Look, if you're gonna turn the hose on me, at least let me get it on in public with someone first!"

AgentQ:
"Christ, this place is infested with girls."

*sprays chemical*


CrabofDoom:
"Girls, wait! If you get your white tanktops wet, that would be awful!"

"...'awful'?"

"Yeah, Richard Marx is kind of an idiot that way."


JediClone:
Debbie Does Dewey Decimal

WB:
Oh my god! Look at that spine! *thighs moisten*

JediClone:
"She blinded me... with SYPHILIS!"

Agent_Moldy:
"She BJ'd me -- with SCIENCE!"

Agent_Moldy:
His music career fading, Slash takes to the tennis circuit.

CrabofDoom:
Debby Does This an Awful Lot

shanky:
*Shanky throws the challenge flag*

HanoverF:
Heeeee

HanoverF:
HAW

Reynard:
Vehicular manslaughter is just one tool in my party-wrecking box.

AgentQ:
*dude eats canary*

*Shannon Doherty changes ethnicity*

*Paul F Tompkins decides to not wear a suit for a change*

*Mohammed from The Real World can't believe anyone remembers him*

*guy wants to be seen, fails*


keogh:
What's sadder than Jar-Jar Binks? A Jar-Jar Binks action figure. What's sadder than a Jar-Jar Binks action figure? Jessica Simpson playing with a Jar-Jar Binks action figure. If it gets sadder, please keep it to yourself

CrabofDoom:
Creative Consultant: Director's Son, Cody (age 4)

JediClone:
This hasnt been Mel Gibson's decade

CrabofDoom:
Failed Bond Girl #335:
N. Uen Doe

HanoverF:
"I drew a picture of Matthew McConaughey."

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