11/21/09: Keith Richards in Narco Zones


Thwacky:
...this system sucks.
Occupant:
"Take it from TurboTony the TurboTiger, TurboFrosted Flakes are TurboGr . . . Jesus! I went to Julliard for this?"
kilroy105:
...andpa?

I knew TurboTeen grew up eventually.


Nyssa23:
Keith Sweat in Erogenous Zones
keogh:
I catch him in my wife's Alpha Zones and he'll wish he was pixelated! I..I don't even know what that means. Sorry. Look, we're having issues, and I took it out on Keith Courage.
Occupant:
Just saw 1/3 of a real boob

Zonk:
"I was eaten by a Grue!! Cool!!"
HanoverF:
He hasn't been this happy since he wasted money on a Neo Geo
MonsterGoGo:
"HeLlo TheRE! I'm tHe LeGEndaRy AXE! Do yOu KidS kNOw HoW RaDicAL thE TurBO Gr-Gr-*vomits profusely* GrafX 16 is! *starts dry heaving uncontrollably*

"We...couldn't find a better spokesman? Really?"


Jazzsoda:
*endless loop of Tony Iommi guitar solo*

*controls do nothing*


Zonk:
It even plays ELO songs!
Seltaeb:
Other exciting titles:

Combat Of Mortals
Duty Calls
Generic Italian Plumber Cousins
Not-That-Blocktris
Chequers*

* - Better safe than sorry


HanoverF:
Laughter of your friends over your purchase of the Turbo Grafx 16 simulated
Jazzsoda:
*hums Super Mario Bros theme*

*tears drip on controller*


Agent_Moldy:
"What would you like for your midnight snack, Dom?"

"Yes."

*heavy sigh, takes out another mortgage on the house*


Reynard:
"So...I can get my film developed here and nobody sees it?" "MmhmmhmmyESSsss noOOOObody sees it!" "...Cool!" "MmhmmhmmyeESSsss!"
HanoverF:
"Wow, these are great!"

*run over pedestrian struggles to raise bloody arm*


gleeb:
"I love this suit. It's so slimming."

CrabofDoom:
Aeon Quest
HanoverF:
Wow, I'm just now realizing all my old toys were total douchebags.
AgentQ:
It's Radical Man! Leader of Awesome Force!

"Hey bro, how's it hangin'?"

Oh no, it's Radical Man's nemesis, 4th Period Teacher!


MonsterGoGo:
"No, this parachute is working great!"

*later, while falling from the plane, realizes what the fuck a parachute does*


AgentQ:
"Looks like it's BREAK time, Skeletron! Prepare to fiOH MY GOD IT IS A GIANT!"

*giant disassembles attack vehicle*

*Skeletron stands there impotently watching giant steal all his thunder*

*Skeletron goes home, drinks*


Reynard:
"Oh no! It's WTFBot!" *TARGET ACUQUQU&667 ERROR LOGIC #### WISH TO MAKE A CALL 0101110110* *falls over, squirts motor oil everywhere*

Spock-up Pet:
"Whee! Whee! Wheeeee!!!"

Swing-time with Johnny Quest will no longer be seen at this time...


AgentQ:
Young Jimmy uses his Robomaster toys to enact his rage against women!

Robomaster! What hate will you fuel it with?


Jazzsoda:
*just discovered masturbation*

*face stays like that for three weeks straight*

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