 JediClone: "HEIL Valt Deesneey!" |  Generik: Meanwhile, at a recital inside Madonna's vaginal walls... |  BuckFifty: "I'd like to thank your testicular area for welcoming my burning and itching sensations..."  JediClone: "Venerially? Pretty sneaky, sis!"  MonsterGoGo: Fear and Loathing in Your VD Encrusted Penis  HanoverF: *STD Googles self to see what famous people have him* "Oooh, half the royal family!"  MonsterGoGo: Pre-marital sex will make your penis so dense with sin that not even light will be able to escape it.  Agent_Moldy: Red crotch in the morning, sailors take warning. Red crotch at night, sailors take -- warning.  Generik: I hate it when my girlfriend's face has its period.  MonsterGoGo: "Sweetie, is your Cherry Limeade pulsating, too?" "Hm?" "...Nothing."  CrabofDoom: "Well, Dan, the first problem with your balls would be their location, frankly..."  HanoverF: Here is a list of fun activities you can do which won't result in VD:
Drinking
 Raven Poe: WOMAN! WOMAN!  GuloGulo: To those with VD: At least you got laid. Look at this loser shithead here. keogh: Dr. Frobisher was on the verge of a breakthrough when the disease countered by diverting a lava flow into his lab. Those bastards...those efficient, surprisingly fortunate bastards. |
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