 echostation: Nice high heels there, pal. |  Reynard: *scans Arnold's worry lines* *pork shoulder, $2.49/lb* |  TravisBickle: It's like the cast is made up entirely of shitty governors. Someone do a Wikipedia check and find out if Maria Conchita Alonso bankrupted Wyoming or something.  Jazzsoda: This film is based on having heard the title of a novel by Stephen King.  JediClone: I know Arnold wants to maintain his superhuman tough-guy Hollywood image. But did he really have to be the ONLY pallbearer at Maria's mother's funeral?  HanoverF: Not buying how dismal this future dystopia is? They're forced to watch this movie! That's how bad it is!  MonsterGoGo: "Oh man, it's that homeless guy that just breathes into a harmonica. Walk fast." *harmonica noises get louder and faster* "He's following us! WALK FASTER."  echostation: "Do I hears da choppah?"  Reynard: "Guys? I forgot the combination again." "*headslap* Dan...for the love of Christ...it's on the...we severely compromised security for...AUGH." "What? I'm not a freakin' numbers genius, guys!"  Seltaeb: ... The End! *credits roll*  Jazzsoda: This was the life. Out on the town, wearing your elderly neighbors' drapes, a beautiful girl in your chokehold, takin' the motherfucking bus...  Seltaeb: They're downloading his brain with Limewire?  Agent_Moldy: Oh holy hell, Miley Cyrus is doing her pole dance routine again.  JediClone: And now, Da Get To Da Choppah Dancehs!  Jazzsoda: *Arnold crawls out of twisted metal wreckage* "I got to da choppa. It wahsn't dat great. Ovahrated."  Seltaeb: Mecha-Charlie Brown!  E_the_E: Odd Job for Governor 2010  Seltaeb: The Cinemax adaptation of the show was called The Slow-Motion Running Woman  E_the_E: It must be the car of the future. It has a bunch of useless shit glued to it. TravisBickle: TRUE STORY: I saw this car in one of my dad's Popular Mechanics magazines back in 1987 and said, "This movie is going to be the best thing ever." Puberty couldn't come fast enough, kids.  E_the_E: His hairpiece went on to become Lieutenant Governor of New Mexico.  Agent_Moldy: "AHM LOOKINK FOR SAHMVHAN WHO LAHKS CHOPPAHS." *REJECTED BY E-HARMONY* *E-HARMONY BLOWN TO SMITHEREENS*  TravisBickle: Same time, every night, like clockwork. Richard Dawson calls up Louie Anderson to tell him to suck it. Seriously, Dawson's dead now and the calls haven't stopped.  Hippie: *people shrug, vote for tax cuts anyway* Jazzsoda: IT'S NOT ACTUALLY IRISH IT'S MADE BY FUCKING COORS  Hippie: Coco Krispies camouflage only works if you wear the tops as well, Linda. Helps if you're in a bowl of Coco Krispies as well, but that's advanced class shit, I understand missing that one.  Agent_Moldy: Oh relax, it's just the ferris wheel. |
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