 Occupant: "Cindy Williams here with Tony Orlando's preserved corpse, for Time Life records." "I'm alive, you know." "Bet you didn't know Cindy Williams was a ventriloquist, did you?" |  echostation: Airplane Propeller Through My Sternum John Denver |  Jazzsoda: Love Will Tear Us Apart Joy Division
Fuck You, What Do You Know Ya Big Mope?
*kills self*
 Jazzsoda: Solo Duet Olan Mills/Olan Mills  HanoverF: *David gets head stuck in six pack rings* *Dies* echostation: It's a Great Magazine David Soul
I Catch Up On All The Celebrity Gossip While I'm On The Shitter
 keogh: Is Paul Was Alive Last I Saw Him Art Garfunkel Why Do You Ask, Officer? Art Garfunkel  Jazzsoda: Sleeping With a Monster, Woke Up With an Angel LOBO
The Police Dream
Give Yourself Away, But Don't Surrender
 Seltaeb: And Another One Leaves Me In Los Angeles CHICAGO
And Their Respective Speed Averages Are 30MPH Apart
When Will We Meet In Denver?
 Reynard: Then You SHOULD
Set
Minnie
 TyranosaurisRex: "Who's on first?" "I Dunno. Just throw the ball to Naturally.'  HanoverF: Fuck You, I Saw Her First Tony Orlando
Eat Me, Bellbottom Boy
Go Pluck a Chicken
 TurkeyVolumeGuessingMan: That I'm Slowly Turning Into Barry Mannilow? ROD STEWART  HanoverF: What do you do when you get that not so fresh feeling, Sally? "I go to the park and sit on a sprinkler."  Jazzsoda: *asks Lincoln for advice* *stony silence* *just like dad* "I love you, Abe Lincoln."  CrabofDoom: "What's its gums got in its pocketssss...?"  TravisBickle: Damn motorcyclists running over all the good spokesmodels these days.  HanoverF: Every Freshen-up is filled with a burst of flavor. And also the mom from Family Ties.  TravisBickle: And by that, we mean it literally takes a huge shit in your mouth. Huge in Germany.  WB: Weasels everywhere recoil in horror.  TurkeyVolumeGuessingMan: Skipper gets to work in the back, because she's 'good with numbers'  CrabofDoom: "Quaaaaid... start the DreamReactoooorrrr..." CrabofDoom: *all the buttons beep at once* "Your total comes to $1,334,656.95."  TurkeyVolumeGuessingMan: Laurie Anderson's "O Superman" gum |
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