7/10/09: The Adventures of Squaretits & Flatcoif


HanoverF:
Gretchen has the Creepiest Vagina Nickname Ever

CrabofDoom:
*loses twenty pounds*

"YAAAAAAAAY!"

*opens lid, lights coals, gains weight back from burgers*

"BOOOOOOOO!"


InsideOutMan:
Oh, come on!

It's totally cheating if you can use a shot of you in the afterlife.


Reynard:
It's eerie. No matter where I am in the room, his abs keep following me.

AgentQ:
*effortlessly touches shoulder with knuckles*

"I can slide under a closed door if I want to."

"Hey, uh, what does that have to do with this ab workout thing we're doing?"

"Shut up, flubber. I'm impressing the norms."


HanoverF:
These Sarah Palin slams are starting to not make any sense.

echostation:
Are those her knees?

Bigstupid:
"You're staring at my teeth, aren't you."

AgentQ:
There's nothing Vin Diesel hates more than being groped by his own exercise equipment.

"I'm not a piece of meat!"


echostation:
*staples not included

AgentQ:
Romulan chicks can never decide if they should spit or swallow GAAAAH JESUS A CENTIPEDE JUST CRAWLED ACROSS THE SCREENGRABBER

HanoverF:
Bitches hair has less body than Kuato

*Snap snap snap*


Bigstupid:
Your head will look freakishly thin...guaranteed!

HanoverF:
I'm confused, isn't one of these pictures supposed to be an improvement?

AgentQ:
"This is still a fashionable look in 2009, right? I mean, I've been doing this since high school, but it never went out of style, right?"

"Right."

"Thanks for the validation, reflection in a mirror!"

"You're welcome."


Occupant:
"Gypsies . . . tramps . . . thieves . . . everyone looks great with Infiniti Nano Silver!"

HanoverF:
On her hair, each trip to the salon?! And yet I'm the asshole when I buy a Playstation3.

Occupant:
So, apparently, interesting hair is a thing of the past.

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