6/28/09: Putting The "OH GOD MAKE IT STOP" Back In Country


Jazzsoda:
A follow-up to Tim McGraw's smash hit "Eh, It's Okay/Actually It's Starting to Grow on Me"

HanoverF:
I never knew what this song was about till I saw him perform it live while miming fellatio on his microphone

Maddog:
"... , I Preferred his Earlier Work, Guess Who I Saw Working the County Fair? Is he Still Alive?"

-Tim McGraw sings his career


MonsterGoGo:
And Randy Travis singing his four hour, indecisive hit.

UnReality:
"I Have Different Fingers"

Occupant:
It's Different
RANDY TRAVIS

It's Like Being With a Stranger
RANDY TRAVIS

Go On, Try It
RANDY TRAVIS


TravisBickle:
We Held Hands But We're Not Queer
BRAD PAISLEY

We Kissed Too But No Tongue
BRAD PAISLEY

Okay, Tongue
BRAD PAISLEY


Jazzsoda:
After the lawsuit, Kenny was required by law to give his songs accurate titles.

AgentQ:
Oh, Eminem, what already-forgotten pop star are you lacerating with your razor wit now?

imtheeviltwin:
means yes?

AgentQ:
Comes with everything you see here, including the terrifying mannequin.

Jazzsoda:
Thanks for Making Me Feel Hate For My Own Country, Lee Greenwood
JAZZSODA

InsideOutMan:
I Really Meant The Bit About Til Death Do Us Part
CLINT BLACK

*gurgle gasp*
LISA HARTMAN BLACK


Jazzsoda:
I'm Not Shitting You, This is a Really Long Song
GARTH BROOKS

All the Words I Know
KENNY CHESNEY

The Yellow Pages
BROOKS & DUNN


Agent_Moldy:
Sorry, That's Never Happened to me Before
Lonestar

Zzzzzzzzz...
Lonestar


echostation:
Eggs, Milk, Bread, Dog Food
GEORGE STRAIT

Reynard:
Don't You Want To Hear About Where I Come From First?
ALAN JACKSON

No, You Bore Me With Your Provincial Nostalgia
ALAN JACKSON'S SELF-LOATHING REDNECK FETISHIST


CrabofDoom:
Is When I Like Country Singers Best
CRABOFDOOM

UnReality:
What Is Up With All That Cthulhu Business?
REBA McENTIRE

SansSerif:
I Don't Want to Take Responsibility For My Problems
Carrie Underwood

UnReality:
"I'd Like to Carry Her Under My Wood!"
SIMON COWELL

"(Giggle)"
PAULA ABDUL


AgentQ:
(I'm) Way Too Big
RONNIE MILSAP

(You'll) Have To Go Around
RONNIE MILSAP

(Gratuitous) Use Of Parentheses
RONNIE MILSAP


UnReality:
Except it's in the hands of such a lot of fools trying to anesthetize the way that you can feel.
ELVIS COSTELLO

AgentQ:
"NOM NOM NOM"

Earl Dubbins, Eater Of Music

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