 echostation: as James Bond in You Only Live Nine Times | d_cat_chopra: Alright! It's the fourth or fifth hottest Catwoman! |  HanoverF: "It will take 4-6 weeks for you to receive your first Mysteries of the Unknown, unless you would like to pay for rush processing, old chum." keogh: "No, I'm getting the hostage, Red Leader. You take out that emplacement. We can't advance...DAMN! He's on your six! Are you asleep?" "Batman, the Commissioner..." "...can suck my bat-balls, Robin. Counterstrike."  HanoverF: Does it count as a show never jumping the shark if the shark catches it, drags it down to the briny deep, and devours it?  Occupant: Because "Standing Behind the Wall TV" just doesn't have the same punch. Generik: Fuck. Do we HAVE to watch reruns of the Michael Savage show? JediClone: "Welcome back to the Friar's Club Roast of Poison Ivy! You know I love Ivy, she's always got that fresh pine smell. And Harley Quinn's got the breath to prove it! But I kid!"  Generik: When you want to give an enema to a gigantic asshole like Batman, well, you gotta get the right tool for the job.  Agent_Moldy: "Sooo, Penguin. Any big plans for tonight?" "WACK-WACK-WACK-WACK..."  TravisBickle: "Nope, crashed again." "I told you not to upgrade to Vista." "And I told you not to walk in on me while I'm showering, but you don't listen to me."  Jazzsoda: *programs two stick-dudes boning into his Etch-a-Sketch Animator* *wife comes home* *quickly adds tits to one of the dudes*  HanoverF: I don't care what the doubters say, replacing Christian Bale with Clint Eastwood really kept the Batman franchise fresh  Jazzsoda: "I don't know where I am, just get me the hell out of here!" *looks over, sees Derek Smalls' desiccated corpse in the next pod over* "GAH! And bring me a change of batshorts!"  Occupant: *kleig light crashes to wall*  JediClone: "Holy Hostage, Batman! It landed on Old Man Bullock's roof!" "I GET ONE MORE BATARANG, I'M OPENING A STORE!" *slam*  Jazzsoda: Batman's sheltered upbringing meant he only got about three feet into the Joker's bong-cave before crumpling into a slobbering heap of intense cookie-wanting.  shanky: Bat fishing pole. Agent_Moldy: "It's times like these, old chum, that we can be proud of ourselves for a job well done. For we have successfully thwarted the plans of the evildoers who would harm the citizens of Gotham C --" *BOOM*  Reynard: I can't fathom why anyone would want the petting machine on any other setting, frankly.  Occupant: Least stirring showing of Gay Pride ever!  Reynard: "Have you found it yet? I'm sure I dropped it here!" "So, to the list of fearful attributes of the penguin, after non-flight and waddling, we add 'needs corrective lenses'?" "SHUT UP WAK WAK!"  Jazzsoda: "Are we almost there, R4?" *BEEPBOOPTWEEDLEBOOP* "Do you have any idea what he just said?" "We should've got a droid that speaks English. Fucking jawas." "Am I needed for this cap?" "Not just yet, Cap'n Backseat Driver."  Reynard: Later on, Batman would add a nonfunctional steering wheel to Robin's sidecar to make the humiliation complete.  HanoverF: "If we don't make it through this, I just want you to know, I once used your toothbrush to clean the toilet, and I'm sorry." "That's fine young ward, I once used your mouth for a toilet, and I'm not sorry."  Jazzsoda: "Hey big boy, how about-" "Holy shit, has the gardener been working out?" *question mark uncurls into an exclamation point*  Agent_Moldy: *No fatties  keogh: (bludgeoned in face quite badly) "Are you happy now, Robin? I told you mislabeling that thing was going to hurt someone! Sorry, admiral, that's the drinking water dispenser dispenser."  JediClone: "TO THE MAGNETOMOBILE!"  Jazzsoda: "I GOT ONE! I GOT ONE!" "That's great, kid. Don't get bat-cocky." "Bat cock?" *loses all focus, daydreams for hours*  keogh: "You want me to stand here?" "Yeah, that's where the periscope is." "And it's temperamental; you have to shimmy to get it to work. >snicker<" "What are those colored lights for?" "Oh, uh...nothing." "And the music?"  Occupant: "Come on, Burgess! You used to be a respected actor too." "Will ya knock it off for five minutes, Caesar?" "Not like Gorshin. He's just a hack impressionist." "Hey! Right here!"  Generik: "Note to self: Next time, resist the half-off table at Radio Shack. Repeat: resist the half-off table..." |
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