 MonsterGoGo: "Well I'm gonna start twirling my arms around and throwing my feet out, and it's not my fault if you happen to run into them." "For fuck's sake, somebody just give him his hat back already!" |  Reynard: "HOWDY HOWDY HOWDY!" "Knock it off." |  MonsterGoGo: Today's Guest Star: Mitt Romney. "Don't even start with me woman, I've got seven more of you at home."  JediClone: *pulls lever* *Random clip of Conan O'Brien dressed like a leprechaun plays*  AgentQ: "Don't copy my style, kid." "I'm... I'm not-" "I will kung fu you in the balls." "You'll what?" "Better not pick up a cup or I will beat you to a pulp, then take the pulp and beat that until it's kinda like Jello."  Hippie: Columbo: Saved By the Bell  Jazzsoda: "Walker, Texas Ranger? What, did you used to pitch for the Rangers?" "Yep." "What happened?" "Let go. Walked too many guys."  keogh: "So, what did you want my tips on first: fashion, or interior decorating?"  Hippie: We now return to Black Lou Reed, Texas Ranger, only on the Hippie's Fever Dreams Network.  Agent_Moldy: When Chuck Norris walks into this bar, the lava in the lamp straightens its shit up real quick and sits still.  Seltaeb: "I'd be crying, but there hasn't been water inside my body since 1997."  keogh: "Hey there, Chuck Norris, I'm..." >thud< "...pleased to meet you." "You...you just got hit in the head with a meteorite! Are you okay?" "Happens all the time. Occupational hazard. Biff says you're a file clerk?"  Reynard: Chuck Norris doesn't need a laser pointer. He just points at shit, and shit gets pointed at.  AgentQ: "Jackson Pollock's dead! Murdered!" "At least he left the world one final gift of art, however unintended." "Wow, that's pretty profound, Ross." "Thanks, Skeeter. I been studying art history in my off hours."  MonsterGoGo: *moments earlier* "Honey, can you pop this zit on my back?" "Sure, Chuck."  Agent_Moldy: "Sayyyyy...! HelllOOO, pretty la -- OHMYGAWD, IT'S TED NUGENT!!!"  HanoverF: The Gospel Of Captain America  AgentQ: "Hey! We match!" "You realize this will end in bloodshed." |
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