 Reynard: I used to have problems with my cat clawing the sofa until I had it declared a National Historic Site. |  Agent_Moldy: *Replacement skin for hands and face not included |  Zonk: You'll have to guess which is which  CrabofDoom: Some names have been changed to protect the innocent *cat gives off deep, electronically altered "meow"*  AgentQ: Buy A Guard Cat  UnReality: "Keep your clawing constructive or get out!" clover: "They call me Dark Stalker" "I am called Death Dealer"  AgentQ: Dude, you totally fucked up that third wish.  echostation: Matt Damon likes to poop in it too! Jazzsoda: *just realized it's not a breadmaker* *guess that explains the painfully gritty shit he took last night*  AgentQ: Um. You forgot the "s" there. Nevers Need Changing *sigh*  HanoverF: Cooks Rice In Minutes  Jazzsoda: Done. What else can I do for you?  echostation: Or Press RECORD To Listen To Your Cat Grunting Out A Good One  Zonk: *next frame shows same cat with Borg Eye and cybernetic parts*  AgentQ: "Hey, what's up-" "Just take my wallet and go!" "What? Hey, I-" "I don't want any trouble! I voted for Obama! Just take it and go!"  Zonk: "Time to check your diaper granules."  Reynard: "Jesus Christ lady, I'm trying to pinch a loaf here, go dictate your crappy blog somewhere else."  BuckFifty: "Nevada enjoys her CatGenie so much that I made myself a MargeGenie... *grunt* *whirrrr* *scrape* *thud* .... Works pretty good." keogh: "Just one of those cold and wintry days when the only thing you have to do is interrogate..." "Mrrowrrr!" "Zip it, or you get the waterboarding next! ...interrogate the cat."  AgentQ: *cat pushes button* *CatGenie begins driving all around the bathroom floor*  Mr_Bad_Movie: "My Catgenie was great unill I stuck my face into it."  AgentQ: Raise And Lower Toilet Rim Repeatedly While Talking In Growly "Toilet Monster" Voice "BLAH BLAH I AM A TOILET MONSTER BLAH BLAH I'LL SWALLOW YOUR SHIT"  JediClone: *flush* MRRRROWOWOWOWOWOOWRR- *glub glub* |
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