 Reynard: *NASA engineers do the Icky Shuffle* |  HanoverF: Can I have a credit too if I just randomly slam on my keyboard? Sdvnkl:kl'ndvs Vva'njkl |  Seltaeb: I don't recognize which Super Mario Bros. enemy this is under the heat vision...  Occupant: Lesser known wise monkey "What The Hell Evil Was I Drinking Last Night?"  Seltaeb: Oh fuck, it's a giraffe! Those were my last words, St. Peter. AgentQ: Satan will sometimes appear in unlikely forms. You must be ever vigilant.  InsideOutMan: "I'm The Giraffe, bitch!" *rams fortifications* *neck broken in 37 places*  Seltaeb: You know you're not eating well when your poop looks back at you.  InsideOutMan : "...robbery in progress...all units...armed and dangerous...shots fired" "God, is that you? It's your devoted servant, Sylvia. Where do you need me?" "...corner of Maine and Ernest..." "I'm on it."  Generik: "We don't want any! WE DON'T WANT ANY!!" -- Nun of the Above.  Jazzsoda: "! ! !" "Do you have to yell? I'm fucking hung over." ". . ."  Occupant: Even lesser known wise monkey, "He Who Smelt No Evil, Dealt No Evil"  Agent_Moldy: Then from seemingly out of nowhere, Unguku's attempted assassination of the rebel leader was squashed. HanoverF: "Phone call for you." "Can't you see I'm busy here?! Take a message." "I can't it's a gourd."
Bushmen have a terrible sense of humor  AgentQ: *slap* *display comes crashing to the ground* *Nukie carries on being a gargantuan asshole*  animebabe: IMDB random fact: Reese's wanted nothing to do with this picture, but the producers wanted to honor the ET connection so they used spray painted rat turds. In retrospect, someone should have told the cast.  Reynard: WO WO WO  Jazzsoda: "Nukie phone home." "Sorry sir, no off-base calls are allowed." "*croak* But for Yoda you do this, no?" "Whoa! But of course Master Yoda! I'm so sorry, I'll connect you right away!" HanoverF: *Nukie checks his reviews on the internet* *Nukie makes sad face* Ok that's the only face he makes. Cause Nukie fucking sucks.  Reynard: "Mr. President, sit down." "I could walk around on Air Force One!" "Well this isn't Air Force One." "Could I at least have some peanuts?" "NO." "...I wanna go home." "Me too."  HanoverF: Some fucker shaved my troll doll! No, that's David Cross. David Cross shaved my troll doll? He's a dead man!  Jazzsoda: Jesus, even the kids in the movie couldn't stop crying long enough to get their lines out. This fucking thing makes Schindler's List look like a Fanta commercial.  Occupant: "What for you come to Ten-Forward, Massa Picard?" *character slightly retooled*  AgentQ: *burp* "Jesus, I really shouldn't have eaten all those aborted fetuses."
NUKIE IS NOTHING IF NOT LOVABLE  Jazzsoda: Tad proposed to Laura by the warm glow of them microwaving Nukie alive. Some moments only come once in a lifetime.  Reynard: "You're one of those Jesus freaks, aren't you?"  JediClone: Elsewhere, Elliot and the potted plant welcome the sweet embrace of death  Jazzsoda: Holy shit, how did Han get access to the in-movie monitors?  CrabofDoom: ... so the gallery's in agreement then? Fabulous. AgentQ: NOBODY CAN DO THE SHING-A-LING LIKE THE COMPUTER DO NOBODY CAN DO THE SKATE LIKE THE COMPUTER DO  AgentQ: Radio Free Blobshit  Occupant: "Caller, you're on 'Absolution Chat'. What is your sin?" "I had sex with twelve women and a collie this weekend!" "And you're calling for forgivness?" "No. Just bragging!"  Seltaeb: Most of the movie's budget was blown for licensing "Happy Together" for this scene. |
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