 HanoverF: The McNyquil Sundae |  Occupant: For Cinco de Mayo, McD's proudly introdouces the Sham-guac Shake! | HanoverF: Soylant Shake is People! Delicious People!  Reynard: Yyyeah, the "Kiss Me I'm Ilish" shirt doesn't go over very well in Chinatown.  AgentQ: My God! The Lucky Charms guy! DAMN YOU JUICEMAN YOU HAVE GONE TOO FAR  Zonk: For Irishmen who can count that high  CrabofDoom: "Irish Spring: smells like nudity!" *instantly corners soap market*  HanoverF: Are you kidding me? Whistles are like breeding grounds for bacteria!
Just like the Irish.  AgentQ: Not like that faggot Dove.  Occupant: "Mmmm! As fresh as O'Malley's armpit!" *campaign re-o'tooled* Mr_Bad_Movie: This is how the IRISH brush their teeth you pansies !  JediClone: Irish Spring: It Screams Like A Woman When You Cut Into It  bosko: The Irish are feeling the foreclosure recession too.  JediClone: "Look in the sky!" "It's a bird! It's a plane!" "It's... Banshee?" *sigh* "We're fucked." This second-string X-Man was brought to you by... Irish Spring!  Occupant: will not be seen this evening, so we may present "A Very Halloween Arbor Day"  JediClone: "I've been looking through these prizes for hours and I still havnt found the box of Cracker Jacks!"  AgentQ: *shits out another batch of Keebler cookies* JediClone: "Me Gowd, It's full o' stars! And baloons! And 'orseshoes!"  Zonk: A Very Bonaducce Christmas  AgentQ: Sure, people shrink as they get older, but Pete's grandmother was doing so at an alarming rate.  CrabofDoom: "Why do we craft our riches into shapes so easy for the bigg'uns to steal, O'Pat?" "Shut your gob with that philosopher's talk, O'Mike."  Zonk: "What the hell are YOU supposed to be?" "I'm the tooth fairy." "You don't even HAVE a specified holiday." "I'm sleeping with the producer." Occupant: "You really ought to consider a professional career, you know." "What? And give up shoe business?" *ba dum bum*  HanoverF: Humans look for Leprechauns' gold at the end of the rainbow, conversely Leprechauns looks for dildos in bowling shoes.  CrabofDoom: the Leprechaun's Christmas Gold Happy Independence Day, Santa Claus! How Jerry Garcia Stole Secretary's Day  Zonk: Last seen on Gorbachev's forehead. If found, please return. Reynard: Desertification is a huge problem in Ireland.  CrabofDoom: "Ye wanna hold on there a moment, boyo? Yer sittin' on me wife."  HanoverF: Rankin/Bass -- Davie Bowie's Valentines Vampire Massacre  JediClone: Frodo's Christmas Gold A Very Celtic Hanukkah Indiana Jones And The First Thanksgiving |
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