 Seltaeb: Calm down, I'm just doing play-by-play here! All I said is that the Beavers are in their third period, that's all... | Jazzsoda: Quick, point to the three clues that tell me this is a women's basketball game. Ooh, two out of three. Number three is the fact that women are aliens. Thanks for playing. |  animebabe: Tremors  HanoverF: "Whoa, Hey hold it! Take it easy! I'm just the towel guy, I hand out the towels!" *Bob Knight throws him through the wall*  Soozcat: *eyes freak out* *turns green* *rips jersey* *writers shrug, write in "Teen Hulk"*  AgentQ: "Hello, neighbor. I'm visiting a high school to learn about basketball. Basketball is a sport. Do you like sports? I like sports. Sports are fun. Things that are fun are good. Well, we had fun here. Back to the house."  HanoverF: *Dribbles quite badly* Not much has changed
*audience boos*  Agent_Moldy: Must be lunch time. Looks like his butt started without him.  AgentQ: "Yeah, I was in a pretty horrific accident. Lost 98% of my head and neck. Luckily, doctors were able to quickly replace it with a dead man's thigh. They sculpted a few facial features, glued on a wig, and ta-da! I live!"  HanoverF: "Holy Cow! You need to see my ID? Don't you know Harry Caray when you see him? Go Cubbies!"  Seltaeb: "I... am the boozekeeper!"  Jazzsoda: ♪ Siamese Cousins! Joined at the face! Not even the same race! Whaaaat theeee fuuuuuck? *theme song retooled*  Jazzsoda: *Terminator recast*  CrabofDoom: Right about then, them Duke boys was sproutin' extra hair and writhing on the floor in agony...  Reynard: "Aw man I only left my retainer out for ONE night!" Seltaeb: "Man, now I'm gonna totally kick ass at the apple-bobbing!"  Jazzsoda: This is exactly how my last date ended, except there was more camel semen. Wait, I'm thinking of my last job interview. Still waiting to hear back on that one.  CrabofDoom: Planet of the Ape-... Wolf. Yes. ApeWolf. AgentQ: ♪ What would you do if I sang out of tune  Jazzsoda: Whoops, sorry gang. Got some grabs from that Skynyrd concert mixed in with the movie. Won't happen again. Also: Woohoo! Freeeebird!  CrabofDoom: Jesus of Nazaruff  HanoverF: "That's right son, it's time I finally came clean. You're old enough to know the truth. Your grandmother fucked a Furby."  CrabofDoom: Deer belly.  Seltaeb: I once took a course in Advanced Facepalming, too.  animebabe: "Sooo.. none of you have seen my bra, huh? Because gravity isn't nice, ifyouknowwhatImean and I really need it back. I mean, really. Before I trip on them. Nobody? Really? You're all assholes, you know.. assholes."  Generik: ♪ "Let's piss again - like we did last summer! Let's piss again - like we did last yeee-ear..."  Seltaeb: This is why you never see Bob Costas in casual wear.  Agent_Moldy: "Awesome beard, man!" "Thanks." "Mind if I stroke it?" "Nah, go 'head." *zzzzzip* "Uh..."  HanoverF: *No one knows for sure what plays Joe Cocker is calling out.* *Beavers beaten by 90 points*  LauraPowers: That there's a *man's* toothpick.  AgentQ: "Arsenio! Woof woof woof!"  Reynard: "I love you, TeenYogi." "All suffering is caused by desire." "Oh I just wanna beep your little nose! Beep!" "Follow the fivefold path."  Generik: *Can't believe he's hooked her by the vagina in front of everyone in the hall* *Goes through two buildings and up three flights of stairs that way*  JediClone: "As we enter the final quarter, the home team is down 10 points AND still waiting for their Power Forward to evolve some opposible thumbs!" *fumbles ball* "I dont see how they're going to recover from that, Bob!" Jazzsoda: "Does it disturb anyone else that when you Google "teen wolf" naked, all the results are in Chinese? No? I'm alone on this one? Fine, you fatties and tards can lose this basketball game by yourselves, I'm outie."  AgentQ: Forgotten '80s Fads #14: Ass glasses  Reynard: To be wild like the wolf, to put one's nose to the wind and know all the secrets of the forest, to run free through the night, to... ...go bowling.  JediClone: Obscure Oscar Category #18: Best Sports Movie Involving A Woman With With A Skin Disorder Pretending To Be A Retarded Man During The Holocaust  Agent_Moldy: Riding on top of a Greyhound is "running with the pack" for this guy.  Occupant: "Are you eighteen yet, son?" "Nope." "Okay . . . that makes three deductions. I love you, son."  Jazzsoda: Am I the only one who remembers that Star Trek TOS episode where Kirk hits Spock with a Rogaine water balloon and Spock has to endure hippie jokes for the rest of the episode, until the end when he blows his brains out? JediClone: *accidently uses Silver Hairdryer* *goes bald*  AgentQ: His true curse was that he was also a werecivilwarreenacter.  JediClone: *whips out a Visa Silver Card* *goes broke*  Seltaeb: And in a stunning upset, the visitors upgrade to version 5.1 at the last minute for the win! |
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