 SansSerif: Like your father's bigoted opinions about Obama. |  CrabofDoom: $7,899 at Barney's New York | Jazzsoda: "Nice mailbox, Cindy!" "It's a purse!" "Whoa, who made the cool birdhouse?" "Purse!" "This lunchbox kicks ass!" "PURSE! MOTHERFUCKING PURSE! MOTHERFUCKING MOTHERFUCKING MOTHERFUCK!"  Zonk: *puts them on and everything is in black & white with big "OBEY" signs*  MonsterGoGo: But everything I wanted to make requires 171 pieces! NOOOOOOOOOoooooo~! *Satan laughs*  Agent_Moldy: They're 'PC'? Eh, no thanks. I want my Legos to swear like the bitches they are.  HanoverF: Crypt Keepers are  Jazzsoda: "You want to get into this can, you gotta URN it!" "Huh?" "It's coffee to die for!" "Huh?" "It's made from dead people you daffy bitch!" "Huh?"  Seltaeb: "Cream for your coffee?" *unbuttons shirt* *retrieves creamer packets from inner pocket* *boner wasted*  CrabofDoom: Pig: it's what's for marriage!  Seltaeb: It's good to see that Michael Phelps didn't lose every endorsement.  Jazzsoda: "So I said to him, dating your boss is never a good ide-" *squashed by giant poking around for his contact lens* "What the fuck jOH MY GOD IT IS A-" *squashed by giant still poking around for his contact lens*  BuckFifty: "...wrap your penis in saran wrap and use me for lube if you're out of l'il hats." *the more you know*  JediClone: 2 Palms 1 Olive  BuckFifty: Lifeline? You're serious? The question is 'What is the name of Batman's sidekick.". what kind of moron are you? I mean c'mon, you've already used your 50/50. It's either Robin or Baby Huey. Take a fuckin' guess ok?  CrabofDoom: Quite a limber woman, if she can wash dishes with her feet.  Jazzsoda: *frrrt* "OH! I can taste that one you sick bitch! Ketchup and onions! We're no longer friends!" "That was you." "...oh. So it was. Nevermind."  HanoverF: They were having a 2-for-1 special on Ferris Bueller haircuts |
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