 E_B_A: "They found the body of Jazzy WHO?" |  Jazzsoda: I think the small print is explaining that the two sizes she lost are small and medium, thanks to that beer belly. |  HanoverF: "Ok, you can stop pointing out my problem areas now." *List continues*
*List begins scrolling*  E_B_A: !  Generik: "My Dream Body would have a second vagina, right *here*."  E_B_A: "Hi. I'm Tom Brokaw." *STANDS UP. SLIPS ON MADONNA OUTFIT* *VOGUES ACROSS SET*  echostation: "Come give trucker-gal a big sloppy kiss!"  Reynard: ...someone ELSE is getting a bowl of oatmeal on the noggin!  CrabofDoom: "There, there." Only $29.95!  Jazzsoda: Do you ever dream of squeezing into you eight-year-old daughter's jeans?  Agent_Moldy: Deep within the recesses of Julia Roberts' mouth...  Occupant: "Dear, we've been married for three years. How come I've never seen you naked?" *she turns to camera* *whispers* "Thanks, Dream Body!" "What?"  Reynard: Show that fetus what's for!  JediClone: Your man's hips have never looked more round and child-beary!  animebabe: *BUZZ* My DreamBody would include laser tits and no perspiration. Please come back when you've worked this out.  Generik: Fallopian Tubes ------ Avocado ----------- Huge Clitoris ----------- Microfibers ----------- Lollipop Guild -------  UnReality: "No, literally groundbreaking. We got this technology from the mole men. Their women are seriously hot."  Jazzsoda: So where exactly are those two inches of fat getting squeezed to? *pan up to smiling woman with a neck like a skin accordion*  GuloGulo: Mick Jagger's schtick is getting kind of tired.  HanoverF: First 100 callers also get a set of knitted claw mittens  animebabe: A panda in a blender? Wait... no, that's silly. The blender would have to be HUMONGOUS for that to be right. E_B_A: *FLIPS TO BOTTOM OF CUP* "You were adopted!" *RUNS OUT OF ROOM SOBBING*  Occupant: "Why did the closet case get a bowl cut . . . aw, sis! You wrote that one on the cup yourself!"  GuloGulo: Nothing, you psychotic freak! Haw! Haw!  E_B_A: You don't see too many riddles that end with "All hail Baphamet" but then we bought our Riddle Cups not from Dixie Cups Inc. but 66Sixie Cups Inc.  SansSerif: "Beer me."  Nyssa23: This joke better not be about blowing a seal.  SansSerif: HADOOKEN!  E_B_A: Wackies: You might go blind enjoying it!  animebabe: Oh yeah, and another thing for my DreamBody....  E_B_A: Who knew there was a Scientology breakfast cereal? Delicious Thetans in every bite! Part of this Xenulicious breakfast!  Generik: WHEAT PLATS RICE FLETS CORN BLITS BRAN SLUTS Reynard: Isn't that what caused all those ecstatic saint visions back in the day?  E_B_A: "Carnation! She got hit right in the tunt!" Seltaeb: Arizona Cardinals fans' best attempt at displacing the Raider Nation was feeble at best.  Occupant: The Legend of Zelda 9: The Product Placement of Time  Seltaeb: Jim Henson's Michael Nesmith Babies  GuloGulo: A bloody mary without a celery stick? I guess you do crazy things when you're lost in the wilderness.  Jazzsoda: "Wait, this isn't the right-" *succumbs to Carnation Instant Breakdance* *windmills* *falls off cliff to his hilarious death* |
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