 Occupant: "Lobe-O-Tron . . . take me awaaaay!" *drool* | CrabofDoom: "Waaaa! I'm too incompetent to use a decades-old device and too stubborn to change my hairstyle! Someone hold my hand!" |  Agent_Moldy: Just remembered she hates curls.  echostation: Goth-Rastafarian hat sold seperately.  E_B_A: "Hi! What's up niggers? Who wants to drink some malt liquor products?" *MIDDLE-EASTERN FAMILY ON STREET CORNER FLABBERGASTED*  Occupant: Betty's CAT-scan reveals all her D batteries are out of alignment.  UnReality: "But wait! There's less!" UnReality: "What do you mean this hairstyle actually draws more attention to my throat vagina?" UnReality: For girls whose brain cells all died from all the hair curling, press 9. It's their favorite curly number.  Generik: No head or brain needed!  Jazzsoda: *wife comes home early* *opening door flings him out window* *falls to his hilarious death IN seconds*  HanoverF: *Matches type with notes from killer*
*Eyes Iron Gym nervously*  E_B_A: To request a "chin up" or "pull up" simply slide your foot into the toilet stall next to you in the airport restroom.  WB: But who can last that long? Jazzsoda: *Iron Gym flooded with job applications from out-of-work accountants hoping to bust into Hollywood* HanoverF: 'Get A' position no longer offered as using it would cause owners to demand a refund  CrabofDoom: But enough about our customers...  E_B_A: "This party sucks. And what kind of goop have I been putting my chips in?" "My husband's tricep dip!" *STUNNED SILENCE*
*FOLLOWED BY STUNNED VOMITING*  Generik: You laugh, but this guy gets a blowjob pretty much any time he wants one.
And he swallows, too. WB: Hates it when the wind whistles between his ears. It's loud and it makes his eyes spin.  CrabofDoom: figure 12a) the EEK! A Mouse! position.  Jazzsoda: Uh, Ron? Where's the door? "NO DAMAGE!" What happened to the rest of the house? Why are we living in the cold black void of space? "NO DAMAGE!"  UnReality: "Weird albino complexion?"  holenozone: Concerned because she found a breast on her lump.  CrabofDoom: "Detail me! DETAIL ME! YES! BUFF MY VOLVO!!" E_B_A: "Now my breasts are all nice and clean! Next I'll massage my vagina!" *ONLOOKING CHURCH CONGREGATION STUNNED*  Reynard: Yeah, I'd like some on my salad, please.  HanoverF: Yeah I had that, just stop looking at internet porn for a few days and it'll clear up.  CrabofDoom: It's like an electric toothbrush! For your pits!  echostation: *showering with your Roomba is not recommended. |
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