 MoldyLouWho: Dude, you only bought me a Happy Meal. AND you kept the toy. Fuck off. |  Reynard: "Professor Owl, how many licks does it take to get to the center of a Blow Pop?" "I DON'T KNOW MAN, I DON'T KNOW!! WHY DO YOU GOTTA PRESSURE ME LIKE THIS?!!" |  SansSerif: Seems like a fair deal. OK, take Manhattan Island.  echostation: "Hey, rubber cement ball!" *chomp chomp*  Zonk: If it says anything at all, you're probably high.  TravisBickle: Soon to be followed by Boo Boo's Not Bad's and the Malt-O-Meal knock-off, It's Shit, But It's Cheap and You're Poor  Reynard: "They're marginally delicious™!"  Seltaeb: They'rrrrrrrrrre... meh.  HanoverF: And coming soon from Kellogg's
So-Sos
 HanoverF: "This piece of crap cereal is only available in Oklahoma? I deserve better than this, I'm Yogi Goddamn Bear!"  SansSerif: American astronauts be all "Ba-pa da da da" and Soviet Cosmonauts be all "Dum dum dee dee doo."  UnReality: Keeps finding porridge in the strangest places after that wild night with Goldilocks  Matteus: *picks out a tick and a scab, eats both*  UnReality: "Is the cereal OK? Do I crap in the woods?" SansSerif: Good evening.  MoldyLouWho: ♪ Ebony and ivory... live together in perfect harmony... side-by-side in my Igloo cooler, Bueller, where are youuuu? ♪  GuloGulo: I remember when cough syrup parties were high-class affairs.  MoldyLouWho: Fred's left hand likes red, but his stomach hand prefers white.  MoldyLouWho: ♪ He's a white guy! I'm a white guy's wife! We walk with our buttocks extremely tight! ♪  Occupresents: "Can you get blitzed on it?" "If you have enough." "How much is enough?" "I'll back up the truck."  Zonk: "Here's to rapid loss of consciousness."  Occupresents: On the plus side, it's not Zima  Matteus: imported from the scenic South Jersey Shore Occupresents: "The" "world's" "best-loved" "imported" "wine". |
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