12/06/08: Mynd Yu, Sup Scüm Kan Be Prëtti Nästi


MoldyLouWho:
"'Ey, yo -- here's what we're gonna do. I'm gonna toss you in dis microwave and den I'm gonna turn up da heat and you're gonna take it like the bitch you are, capiche?"

UnReality:
Schrodinger's Casserole: both cooked and not cooked at the same time

echostation:
"I think my diarrhito's done..."

Occupresents:
Featuring the hits:

"Spin Me Round"

"Turn, Turn, Turn"

"Video Killed the Radio Star"

(Come on, they all have "Video Killed the Radio Star"!)


AgentQ:
"Tiniporiz tuk tinnakiwo!"

WEZZ NOL UY KANN! INTORUCTUNK DI EMAZHENG NEU "HOT SPOT" UHVIN! EK KUUKS! EK BREUILS! EK FHILISTIK UN PARKIWEBER!

"Weow! Un derik dum sik folabast!"

0212 551 42 00! URDOR NEOW!


JediClone:
"Mommy! The ovenmitt is going Super-Sayan again!"

*Ovenmitt spends 20 minutes powering up an attack on the microwave*


Zonk:
Translation:

Paid five stoned college kids twenty bucks to goof around with it for an hour.


animebabe:
Interesting Watchmen tidbit...

Dr. Manhattan goes both ways.


Reynard:
"Hey Coach, I finally got the operation!" "What the-DAUBER!" "Daubina, please."

Zonk:
"Damn you for making me beg!! Isn't it enough that I'm the product of generations of inbreeding that leaves me a helpless, shivering mass? Give me the snausage you sadistic tyrant!!"

AgentQ:
"Oh, who's the cutest? Who's the cutest? You are! You a-" "Kiss the ring." "You know what? I can accept that you're a talking dog, but I refuse to believe that you're a mob boss." "Kiss it." "No." "You are a fool."

echostation:
Because everybody knows that labradors have horse hooves.

Reynard:
"And I said, girlfriend are you serious?!" "ROH. RRY. RRROD!" "I know, right?!"

JediClone:
Now that Dana understands what a safe-bark is.

UnReality:
Underdog's really setting the bar pretty low these days, isn't he?

JediClone:
"I demand to know who is repsonsible for this! WHO? WHO?"

*camera pans back, reveals cyborg chicken has been messing with Seth Green this whole time*


HanoverF:
The commercial sure is going out of it's way to insinuate that kid is gay.

Zonk:
"Mom, Why is our house made out of marzipan?"

AgentQ:
"Wow, with Blendy Pens, I can draw the setting sun reflecting off of the rippling water!" "What color is the reflection?" "Light blue!" "Hmm. Check out this Blendy Pen belt! When I wear it, I can't sit down!" "Awesome!"

Occupresents:
"Never let a complete lack of perception of spatial relationships stand in the way of your art."

--Occupant's Axiom


HanoverF:
Swedish for "Who finished my god damned Häagen-Dazs?!"

Zonk:
Remuves Peski Lipsteik Frum Collarz --- Saaves Marraiges!

HanoverF:
"Ghost like Quick N Brite too, don't you ghost.

 

Si

Good Ghost. Now you get going and don't be making the cattle miscarriage."


AgentQ:
"Hello, I'm Wendy Dallas." "And I's four years old!" "We're here to tell you about Quick 'n' Brite, the fast-acting cleaning solution!" "Doctors say I shouldn't be this tall! And I shouldn't have the face hair!"

Occupresents:
"Teeluskalinen?"

*kneed in groin*


Nyssa'sMenhorah:
"Just make sure you don't spill any on your skin. Let's just say there's a reason they're only filming me from this angle."

Reynard:
"Keep your fast machine motor clean with Quick 'n' Brite! Hey hey hey heyyyy!"

Occupresents:
"Then I discovered huffing Quick 'n' Brite! My life was never the same again!"

"Billy is twelve."


AgentQ:
Ew, bathing, it is a disgusting.

TravisBickle:
The subtitles are just what Ralph Cramden would say when he got flummoxed.

SansSerif:
This particular kind of mold is endangered, so we're just going to relocate it to my mom's house.

Zonk:
"I know that you covet my ice cream bar."

"You will all die in rivers of blood and fire."

*bangs side of translator*


UnReality:
"Tonight I'm going to show her my self-cleaning O-ven face."

(long pause)

"Too far?"

"Way too far."

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