 MoldyLouWho: "Straight up now, tell me -- do you really wanna love me forever? Or am I caught in a hit and run?" *WHUMP* Any more questions? |  HanoverF: For an Anti-Drug video it's doing a good job making me want to take a fatal overdose. |  AgentQ: *kid looks up in terror* *Santa looms over him* "You'll shoot your eye out, kid. Ho... ho... ho..." *stomps on his hands* "NOOOOO!"  CrabofYule: "Knowledge is, like, stuff you know, and facts are anything printed on paper." Zoogicub: ♪...now tell me is it gonna be you/ and me together... *Oh oh oh* ...or are you just gathering data?♪  AgentQ: The Texas Loverboy Massacre  Occupresents: "Can you direct me to the 'Star Wars Holiday Special'?" Reynard: Just found out she has Jellicle Warts.  TravisBickle: This are the voyages of the U.S.S. Wonderjoint. Our five year mission - woah, five years, long time... wait, what were we talking about again?  Reynard: "I finally did it! It took an entire night of pinpoint accuracy and incredible patience, but I got curved lines on the Etch-a-Sketch!" "Cool, whatcha draw?" "A cloud."  kilroy105: Alright... who taunted the Happy Fun Ball?  Zoogicub: The Muppets' Gonzo of the Opera.  Thwacky: Damn! He's one hell of an actor! He should get another Oscar for playing a little white boy.  CrabofYule: *slips Kansas City Trucking Company into Convoy box* *whistles innocently*  Zoogicub: You're born, you might get laid, you die. Any questions? echostation: Whiny farmboy learns the Force from old fart. Join up with pirate and Bigfoot to rescue uptight broad from giant space hamster ball. Old fart fights dude in welding mask. Gay tinman and trash bin argue. Big explosions.  TravisBickle: Reasons to stay away from drugs: 1. Say hello to your parents. This is how you'll see them at the dinner table. Don't freak out, or then you're really screwed.  JediClone: Elton John IS Bruce Springsteen!  echostation: "Am I cool yet?"  Occupresents: ♪ MIGNIGHT . . . NOT A SOUND FROM THE PAVEMENT! *hit with flying shoe*  keogh: The self-satisified look of a man who, in a drug-addled haze, interprets watching his squatter's digs go up in crack-pipe flames as a sound victory against alien greys in a game of street roundball.  jamMyrrh427: Alcohol: It Makes You Popular!  JediClone: ♪ From the land of sky blue cancer (caaaaanceeeeer)  AgentQ: "All this jogging and I feel like I'm running in place. My life's going nowhere. My job's terrible, I think my wife's cheating on me, and my hair's falling out. What can I do?" *turns around* *2001 theme*  UnReality: "Tonight I'm going to show you my ognac face!"  echostation: Sweet! I gotta have that TV tray! *furiously searches eBay* TravisBickle: Remember, kids. Be yourself. This is what we'll be telling you every day until you enter the workforce. After that, not so much.  echostation: "...Coco Puffs, Smurfberry Crunch, C-3PO's, Robin Hood Prince of Thieves cereal...yeah I've tried 'em all."  Reynard: "Smash the Drugasarus Egg, kids! Smash it! SMAAAASSH!" I'm thinking some wires got crossed somewhere in the making of this video.  TravisBickle: "So, now that you've heard all about drugs in our radical and kid-friendly manner, what do you think?" *kid drools, loses control of bodily functions* "Shit, back to the drawing board then." |
| 
| 
|