 Soozcat: Just the top one, though. |  echostation: Turn TRICKS into CASH! |  JediClone: I thought he was cremated.  JediClone: See? I TOLD you Johnny Cash was cremated!  AgentQ: David forgot to wear his tie to the infomercial shoot, and he was really embarrassed about it.  SansSerif: Just use our inconspicuous non-stealable envelopes.  Soozcat: Send to: Cash4Kid 434 Rumpelstiltskin Way BFE, Nebraska 39502  animebabe: Finally someone has tapped into the OCD cokehead market.  UnReality: Bi-craftious Soozcat: * Gay * Bi * Trans * Some of the Above * All of the Above * I Like Pie  Zonk: So Quit Your Bitching  animebabe: Let's face it, nobody likes pollution. But, if you have to have it, Bedazzle it!  UnReality: Can't. Clown will eat me. Zonk: Signed, Freddie Krueger  Jazzsoda: *ffffffffrtt* *figures gain an extra zero*  Matteus: Thats an unfortunate last name buddy echostation: Nature's Handgun UnReality: Baby Got Bacillus  animebabe: WARNING WARNING WARNING
MALFUNCTION
*starts straffing the room with Pez*  Reynard: "Tired of getting your fingers mangled in those old-fashioned air purifiers?" "What the hell were you doing with it to get your fingers mangled?" *through clenched teeth* "Well now there's a better way!"  UnReality: "Oh yeah! Who's your daddy?"  UnReality: "Just call me the Allergen Whisperer."  Zonk: Guaranteed Not To Have Been Pre-Breathed By Unseemly Lower Class Folk  SansSerif: That's a typo. She relives pet odors, like Vietnam flash backs. JediClone: Well, not "relieves" so much as "competes with and usually wins"  CrabofYule: "I know what you're thinking, Ann: 'sure, PurePro can clean my house's air but how can it help me gain a cup size?'..." TravisBickle: "The air in here has growth hormones that can have horrible side-effects." "None of that has been proven." "I'm sorry, I couldn't hear you over my lactating."  Reynard: "Now let's see how the purifier works on weeds! *poof* And flatware! *poof*" "The hell?" "MAGIC!"  HanoverF: Why you shouldn't clean Pikachu's litterbox.  CrabofYule: "Damn. The faucet's pregnant." |
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