 TravisBickle: His head screams out those fun slogans, just like that old Franz Ferdinand album cover. Of course, it hurt like hell... |  Reynard: That whole Seinfeld Loony Tunes toy line was rather weird. I mean, Kramer Taz? So when he barges into my apartment, he totally destroys the door? |  Occupant: "I feel fine, mom! Honest, I do!" "All the same, I think we better take your temperature rectally." "Aw, mom . . . um, who's we?" "Me and all the girls from your class." "Aw!" "And there's a TV crew!"  TravisBickle: "You just invited me along because I had the RV, didn't you?" "No, we invited you because you have an excellent rack for a man." "Aw, you're just sayin' that..."  imtheeviltwin: Below the Mason Dixon line, there are no red octagons...they don't study geometry there. Reynard: Rob Reiner stoops to posing as a road flagger to direct unsuspecting motorists into theaters playing his movies.  Reynard: "Uh, Grover Dill? That's not how you play mailbox baseball."  keogh: Katherine hoped she would be able to remodel the living room with the insurance check, but no matter how many times she called out, Kool-Aid just wasn't playing along.  Maddog: This happens to her on every family picnic ... I don't get it.  TravisBickle: Parker Lewis Can't Get His Rape Victim to Stop Squirming  Jazzsoda: We now return to Aphex Twin Saves Christmas, already in progress.  TravisBickle: Dude, I'm feeling extreme! Let's go base jumping! Mountain climbing! Let's wrestle a bear! Let's wrestle a bear while mountain climbing! And sodomizing a dwarf! This stuff is awesome!  Jazzsoda: Starring Helena Bonham Carter as Johnny Depp... wait, what? *brain goes on strike* HanoverF: Without that $100,000 RNC stylist and wardrobe Palin kinda loses her luster.  Occupant: Sean Young's screen test for Harry Potter left quite a bit to be desired. She really just needs to stop  TravisBickle: "All right, now who was as fault here?" *BURGLE GURGLE BLEARCH!" "Uh-huh, and would you like to file a claim with the insurance company?" *SKEERG BURGLE PTOOIE* "No need for the profanity, sir - er, ma'am."  Maddog: Yeah, that Mountain Dew may taste great and quench your thirst ... but when it decides its time to leave your system, it leaves on its own terms.  Reynard: Parker Lewis Can't Ride The Coattails of a Successful Movie "Idiots! Gosh! Uh...home fries!" Nope, Sorry  Maddog: A Garfield Horoscope shirt? This film will be a rich trove of oddness for future anthropologists!  JediClone: "Brush your teeth before bedtime! THE GREAT OZ HAS SPOKEN!" "I hate my family"  Occupant: Protecting and Serving Optional  Seltaeb: Who milked the Nilbogs?  Occupant: Anyone for broccoli flan? Anyone? It's mighty yum! No?  Seltaeb: Man, and I thought I got a load of gunk in my eyes when I woke up...  TravisBickle: I specifically moved to Poonville because I heard people are greeted with free cheesecake. I feel supremely ripped off.  CrabofDoom: "No, sheriff, please! Anything but tapioca with raisins!"  imtheeviltwin: I learned that I should never stick my head in the garbage disposal when it's running... Generik: "Hi, my name is Richard and I'm a chocoholic." *all* "Hi, Richard!" *some* "Mmmmm... chocolate..."  Agent_Moldy: .oO{Well, I love a rainy night, anyway.} *pout*  WB: Hulk try to blend in.  WB: What's all this then? Reynard: Hey, you got a little...yeah there...and there...and there...annnnd...there...oh and there...and there too...wrong side...no wait, you got some there too...and there.... Jazzsoda: "GAH!" *switches to 'British' camera lens* *it's a whole jar of Vaseline*  Seltaeb: Alice Cooper's sister, Tom Cooper  TravisBickle: Billy Ray Cyrus decides to toss a molotov cocktail into Hillary Duff's trailer. Well, have you heard anything from her lately?  Occupant: Failed Superhero #6,137: Flame Retard Reynard: "Hey buddy, you heading to Clarkville? Wish I Was There!" "Keep driving, dear."  Agent_Moldy: "Ahhh, just one more thing..."  WB: Don't try to butter me up.  TravisBickle: All those kids who were waiting for Hermione Granger to grow up into a real honey were in for a rude awakening.  imtheeviltwin: I can't act my way out of a paper bag, so they put me in one...  TravisBickle: Absolutely everyone was hurt while making this movie. You just watched it and you're in pain, right? Hell, my dick hurts and I wasn't even in the room. |
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