 Seltaeb: "Honey, get the camera! This'll make for a great poster!" |  TrickorDoom: ♪ Their poltergeist needed a good test case... |  Seltaeb: Save toilet water by crapping straight into the sewer line!  HanoverF: .oO(That's funny, I don't remember buying our canary a matching sofa set from IKEA)  Seltaeb: The wide receiver then pisses on the ball so the defender is less likely to strip it from him. E_B_A: You'd have thought warning bells would go off for the public when OJ finished each game by stabbing several tackling dummies and making off in his white Bronco with stolen memorabilia but then the '70s were an odd time.  Jazzsohfuckitsazombie: "Mommy? I have to poop." "Hold it in honey. Only whores poop." "Okay."  E_B_A: Just another crazy Sunday night hanging out with the guys, downing cold brewskis and watching Mr. Rogers explain why it's okay to be afraid of the dentist.  LouCyphre: Oh crap, here comes that Faith No More guy. Every fish for himself! *TINK! TINK!* Damn bowl!  Seltaeb: Playgirl presents The Men of Coach  SithClone: The box says the Vader case can hold 31 angry Native American souls. But it only holds 20. What a ripoff.  E_B_A: You know, now that I've seen what "dirty books" Kissinger uses to get in the mood, I'm really not feeling like I'm better for the experience.  Agent_Ghouldy: *Voice from beyond* "It's a sailboat, Carol Anne. A sailboat!"  E_B_A: "Ohh! You remembered our anniversary! Good dog!"  Boogicub: It's shuffleboard-- with kids! The game box is really huge though.  Jazzsohfuckitsazombie: "Why is Gene Shalit always on your TV?" "TV? That's the microwave." "Oh." *BEEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP* *59:59, 59:58, 59:57, 59:56* *Shalit head-gore fountain*  SithClone: Little Orphan Alfred E Neuman  Generik: "Sounds like... Indian spirits. One... maybe two desecrated graveyards away."  E_B_A: "Either the fries are ready or the entire complex is about to self destruct." "Is it green or red?" "I'm color-blind!" "Dammit! Why didn't you tell us that before we hired you to be fry cook/self destruct guy!?" "Dunno."  Agent_Ghouldy: "Hi, I'm George W. Bush. Johnny-5 and I are here to tell you how much we like it when you coachify those kids on that tv show you got."  Boogicub: "Ryme reaving you. I'll rend for my rhings later. Roodbye, Roy." "It's Ted!" "Ruhtever."  SithClone: Freddy Krueger IS Urkel! "Did I kill that? HAR HAR *snort*!"  Seltaeb: "Like my dingle-dongle, kid?"  SithClone: "brbrbrbrb! Sure... honey... I would... love a... threesome... with the.... neighbor..." *snort* "Wha? where am I?" "Uh... uh... Honey! You're alright! Thank god!"  Seltaeb: "Aaaaaah." "AAAAAAAAAAUGH!!!" "Aaaah?" "AAAAAAAAAAAAAUGH!!!" "Aah."  Seltaeb: "Funny, I just got done laying out all the tile, now I can't find the dog..."  Reynard: "Damn Indian burial ground!" *doorknob falls out* "Damn Indian contractorrrrrrrsss...." |
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