 Generik: Vote Creepy McSame and Winky the MILF '08! Country Club First! |  Agent_Ghouldy: "And then I shat a moooose out of a helicahpter." "Y..you what?" "I shat a moooose out of a helicahpter." "You shat a moose?" "Out of a helicahpter." "I uh, I gotta be going." |  Maddog: Town Hall Debates of the Old West - Next on The History Channel.  EEK!ostation: "Where you goin'?" "I'm off to meet the Wolfman's stepsister."  EEK!ostation: "Are you that feller that was supposed to meet Bigfoot's Grandmother?"  dead_cat_chopra: "I'm looking for The Mummy's uncle." "Any of you dudes seen Godzilla's third cousin?" "Is Dracula's midwife around these parts anywhere?" *goes on for about an hour*  Reynard: "Her father is a mad scientist, and I'm a lawless rogue who may be the only man who can teach her that there's more to life than being a lab assistant." "Sounds like a real chick flick there, fella." "Tell me about it.  TrickorDoom: Sinatra should've stuck to gangster pictures. 'Sall I'm sayin'.  Generik: *bullet ricochets off rock "Sumbitch! I shot my eye out!!"  Reynard: "Looks like ol' Jesse James has really been brought low this time. The long arm a' the law has-" "HEY JAMES! GET YOUR BUTT BACK OUT ON THE ROAD AND GET TO TRASH PICKING!"  dead_cat_chopra: If you happen to see Re-Animator's chiropractor give him this message from Millard Fillmore's ex-wife.  holenozone: Quick! This man needs Laundry help immediately! He spilled salsa on his shirt!  Reynard: "Hell, I'm a tough country, I think I can pull through!" "Hey don't worry, the Maverick and I will fix you right up you betcha!" "I was a POW!" *symbol of America eats his revolver*  TrickorDoom: Cobwebs are forming, man! Ask her out already!  TrickorDoom: "So... um... I was thinking... if you wanna... it's okay if you don't..." *long cocooned and sucked dry*  SithClone: "My monster is made from eleven secret limbs and organs!"  jammer427: "What? You've never heard of gefilte fish before?"  Nyssa23: *"Ride of the Valkyries" starts playing*  Reynard: "What else have you got to drink man?" "Uhhhh there's this stuff, but it's got a skull on it." "Bummer...hey wait, that's a pirate skull!" "DUDE! Bottoms up!" *chug* *dies*  Shockupant: Wanna buy some gunslinger cookies? I have Samoas! Reynard: *knock knock* "Excuse me, I was told that the Chupacabra's cousin lived here-" *SLAM* "Don't judge me!"  HanoverF: Preferred by 6 to 1 to Mountain Dew  Reynard: "Have you seen Godzilla's accountant around here?" "Sure have, gave him a manicure and facial last week." Deer head: "Excuse me, I think this movie is getting far too silly."  Shockupant: Hello. I'm Jesse James. Hello. I'm Frankenstein's Daughter. *roll credits*  EEK!ostation: Hank Williams Meets Darth Vader's Daughter  SithClone: Failed Superhero #1717: Prof. Alactic  LouCyphre: "Yeah, it's an interesting piece of art. But what's the point?" "Sssh, just wait." *clock chimes* *head pops open, cuckoo bird sings the Beatles' "Good Morning, Good Morning"*  UnDeadality: "Wait...you're a re-animated corpse... so when I fucked your daughter, was that, like, half-necrophilia?"  jammer427: "I'm cold." "I told you to wear a sweater." "I am."  Occupant: Moishe the Kid is never seen without his ten gallon yarmulke.
|  LouCyphre: "I'm glad we met." "Me too." "We'll meet again someday." *Title card Jesse James and Frankenstein's Daughter will meet again in Jesse James Meets Frankenstein's Daughter Again, coming soon!*
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