 Dibbley: Something tells me that this guy will let anyone do it to him for free. |  HanoverF: Now with McDonald's Inside | Agent_Ghouldy: "Calling all cars, calling all cars, we got a report of someone trying to smuggle in salsa from New York City, over."  animebabe: "Who wants to play 'Simon'?" "I do!" "I do!" "I do!" "I do!" Shockupant: You have *pummel* the right *beat* to remain *pound* silent *thrash*  TrickorDoom: "Help me, Obi Wan Kenobi! You have all my dope!"  Reynard: "Sir, do you know how creepy you were going?"  Shockupant: We need you to sign a release sir. How come? So you can be on TV! I'm gonna be *vomits* on TV?  AgentQ: "They call me Jim 'The Anvil' Lockhart." "We don't actually call him that." "Well, I've asked you to in the past." "Yeah, and no one in the station ever took you up on it." "You be quiet when the Anvil's talking."  Reynard: Sweet. So I can have a 36-hour erection and a five-minute orgasm. Wait 'til my lack of girlfriend hears about this.  AgentQ: And yet, if you ask them to name three constitutional amendments, they just stare at you blankly until you start to cry.  TrickorDoom: COPS is filmed on location with the breasts and women of lingerie enforcement. Did we say 'lingerie'? We meant tits. Wait, wait,wait...  Shockupant: Here's what's new at Burger Manson . . .  Agent_Ghouldy: YES! That is TOTALLY the design I was wanting for the side of my van! Now then, how to get his skin...  Shockupant: Opens freezer door to discover that yes, in fact, they were called in on a velociraptor sighting.  TrickorDoom: I somehow doubt that it will really be Orlando Bloom answering. AgentQ: The near-subliminal "ew" should give you a good idea of the caliber of folk you'll end up dating.  Meldrick: <SCREECH> <Girl goes flying out through the window> "Dude, you were supposed to put your arm across her when I slammed on the- some Seinfeld fan you are!"  Shockupant: What John McCain calls the civil rights movement  dead_cat_chopra: "... The Aristocats! Um... no, wait a second..."  Shockupant: Okay, we can have sex. But ONLY if you stop fantasizing about Yeardly Smith! Oh . . . what's on TV?  AgentQ: "Fuck you. In twenty years Eddie Izzard will make this fashionable. I am a man ahead of my time." "Who's Eddie Izzard?" "I... oh my GOD I can see the future! It's these glasses I bought at the cursed antique store!"  animebabe: Better than their old slogan: FIBER: IT WILL MAKE YOU SHIT  AgentQ: And that was all the proof I needed to know I hadn't gotten nearly enough sleep the night before.  AgentQ: Frankie was alarmed when he noticed the shark fin slowly, stealthily making its way up to his crotch. "Am... am I needed for this cap?" "You're needed to save me from this goddamn shark!"  Reynard: "Son, I want to thank you again for giving the Fridge a ride." "No prob, old man." *ice cube rattle* "No, I called shotgun while we were in the house!"  Shockupant: And if YOU can pitch something bigger than a tent . . . call me.  EEK!ostation: Guests of the Merv Griffin Show stay at the luxurious Tire Service & Window Tinting Co.  Reynard: "Well, next week, we just gotta burrow under their offensive line, dig the shit out of their defense, and nibble on that succulent quarterback of theirs."  EEK!ostation: "Look, all I'm saying is maybe you shouldn't wear the 'I Do DVDA' pin at church..." |
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