 HanoverF: Keep it down Electra Woman and Dyna Girl are sleeping one off. Don't judge, it was the 70's |  CrabofDoom: "What just happened, KetchupGirl??" "I'm... I'm not sure She-Mustard..." |  Zonk: "I told you never to call me on this wall."  WEIRD_1: OK ladies, I have your payment right here, your room is down the hall, third door on the left. Condoms are in a bowl if you need them Reynard: That's right, evil-doer, tremble at the emasculating might of Disgusted Woman! And her sidekick, Embarrassed Teen!  CaveDweller: "Damn, I'm funky! How'd I get this way?" Jazzsoda: Damn you, 1989 laptop, don't mock me. I'd toss you out the window if I could pick you up without hurting my back.  Soozcat: Grape me.  HanoverF: I've been thinking of getting me one of them. Does that hot tub get good gas mileage? WB: Good thing this runs on queef! Yeh, you'll drive forever...  GuloGulo: "I'm just gonna keep farting 'til you laugh, Electra Woman!"  JoshuaTheSamurai: Whoah, looks like they were finnaly Hanged for crimes against television.  CrabofDoom: Hobby Horus  GuloGulo: The live-action Ms. Pac Man movie wasn't anything like what I expected.  Meldrick: "Damn salesman sold me a defective staff. Doesn't work. You could say 'e-gypt' me." (no hitting)  Zonk: "The whole army? In the Red Sea?" "Didn't ANY of those idiots know how to fucking swim?"  Jazzsoda: Deep within the statue of liberty's bowels there's a long string of washing machines jury-rigged together for laundering her dress. You know how long it takes to insert $400 in quarters? Damn.  Meldrick: "Wow, he almost had us. Thank goodness you showed up, asteroid belt."  Shanky: I think I've got her hockey card. Jazzsoda: *matchbox car zooms up jump and into her mouth* *first date was going AWSUM!*  Reynard: *gives ElectraWoman DynaWedgie* |
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