 Agent_Moldy: First rule of Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band -- you do not sing about Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band. |  Meldrick: as Yoko Ono. |  Occupant: God here. Sorry about this.  Occupant: Ringo escaped largely unscathed  GuloGulo: "Now, now, son--there'll be plenty of time for cunnilingus later."  TravisBickle: Things turned decidedly less festive at the Old Folks Home, when a rabid and crazed Kirby started swallowing the elderly and blowing their masticated chunks out at the schoolchildren.  Reynard: "'Cuz I don't feel like playing 'Show Me The Way', GOSH!"  Generik: "I dunno, dots on lines... must be some kind of weird code. If only there were a Rosetta Stone for musicians..."  Jazzsoda: "I got my truck trick painted at the clown college!" "I hope they threw in a blowjob, cuz you're never getting laid again." "Clown blowjob? Whoa, I just came dude."  Meldrick: 8? 0? 8? Weird scoring system. How much if I get a skee ball into his mouth?  Reynard: "♪ 'Cause this is Pepper! Pepp-er Night!"  HanoverF: I guess that's a more truthful slogan than Fair and Balanced  HanoverF: Bowel Discharge Records, shittin' out the hits  Soozcat: "It's-a me! Mario!" "Gahh! Billy, your car gives me the creeps!"  Zonk: <Hay cart starts laughing>  HanoverF: Is this like that scene in Being John Malkovich except everyone is John Lithgow?  Jazzsoda: *one plane bonks into another* *BOEING!*  Reynard: "What's that over there?" *ran over by Led Zeppelin's Starship* *credits roll*  Seltaeb: With A Little Help From Your Crotch  Occupant: Okay, and . . . BIG FINISH!!! How is this a BIG finish? I mean to our careers.  AgentQ: The New McKenzies On The Block  AgentQ: They were in the midst of recording what might have been their biggest hit when the producer opened fire.  Thwacky: Frampton comes alive. (Maurice Gibbs condition unchanged.)  Zonk: "There are FOUR LIGHTS!!"  Seltaeb: Ketchup is told to lay low until further notice.  Agent_Moldy: He was just 'Tony Orlando'.  Jazzsoda: *four trains simultaneously plow through the stage* *gore everywhere* *crowd goes nuts*  Zonk: Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Squat Thrust Band  HanoverF: *Godzilla throws guitar picks into audience* *Hundreds die* *Best Blue Oyster Cult concert ever*  JediClone: ♪ "... that's when my agent saaaaaid MAKE SHITY MOOOOVIES! (make shitty movies)/ Just phone in like you dont give a CRAP! Make shitty moooovies! (make shitty movies)/ Remake Pink Panther then go take NAP!"  Reynard: Frank Zappa's Tommy "♪ That deaf, dumb and blind kid sure played a mean Getting Sodomized By Record Executives!"  CrabofDoom: "We gotta, man! Those Care Bears'll have our balls if we cancel!"  InsideOutMan: [A triage area was set up outside the theater]  Thwacky: Shocked to find that Earth, Wind & Fire showed up in the same outfits.  TravisBickle: ♪ Sell-out! / Appear in shitty movies / Hot damn! / Daughter's got some boobies  CrabofDoom: BOTANIST SOUGHT IMMEDIATELY TO ASCERTAIN HOW  Soozcat: Hey look! Completely abandoned and unwanted! And a nice old fixer-upper house, too.
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